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Kotaroism
Kotaroism is an intellectual-based religion, following the teachings, acts and life of Kotaro Tatsumi. Believers of this religion, known as Kotarites, believe that Kotaro Tatsumi, sometimes more simply known as Kotaro or God, is the strongest being on Earth, in the galaxy and the universe. His acts can be seen in the Holy Series Zombieland Saga.

Kotaroism began in 2019, when preachers Dominic Devlin and Levi Walters were the first to convert to the religion, to give Kotaro the appreciation He had deserved for a long time. It is believed they converted first from a vision Dominic Devlin had in his sleep, of Kotaro simply existing in the moment, and Dominic realised he had to worship him, lest he risk being smite by Kotaro when he least expected it. Levi Walters joined when Dominic had explained his vision to him.

Kotaroism is a smaller religion, with only a few members scattered over South Wales. However, we hope this article will be enough to spread awareness of the religion, and to please Kotaro Tatsumi.

Beliefs
Kotarites believe that Kotaro Tatsumi is God, and can do anything He wants.

Kotaro Tatsumi
No religion would be complete without a God. Kotaro in the Holy Series has proved His strength many times, being able to:


 * Heal damage instantly
 * Teleport
 * Be omnipresent
 * Beatbox
 * Practice Necromancy
 * Apply Makeup
 * Have superhuman strength
 * Persuade anyone to do what He wants
 * Drive His personal vehicular device, Van-Kun
 * Creating matter out of thin air
 * Shapeshifting
 * Anything else you can think of.

The Holy Series portrays Him as a very energetic and slightly rude being, with the viewer really not being able to tell what He will do next. Because of this, we cannot know the full limit of His power. He is also seen to always have squid inside His shirt pocket, even when it had just been taken out, which can provide evidence of His skill of creating matter. Similarly, His glasses are rarely seen to be off of His head, and the few times they are, they appear back in the next scene. He even wears them in the bath, as shown by the Holy Series and because of this, we never actually get to see His eyes.

Disciples
Kotaro Tatsumi in the Holy Series had seven disciples, consisting of:


 * Sakura (Nicknamed 'Main Bitch') Sakura is the most iconic of the disciples, with her being hit by Truck-Kun multiple times in the Holy Series. She has red hair and an 'Egg-shaped' face, according to Saki. Sakura teaches Kotarites to not fear death, and that if we are going to die, it has to be done by a truck.
 * Ai (Nicknamed 'Shy Purple Hair Bitch')  Ai is also very iconic with her inclusion in the mid-episode cards. She has relatively short purple hair and is quite shy towards the beginning of the Holy Series. Ai teaches Kotarites to leave an undeniable impact on the world before we ascend to Saga to be with Kotaro.
 * Junko (Nicknamed 'Shy White Hair Bitch') Junko takes after Sakura in the series, being hit by Van-Kun (driven by Kotaro) once in a similar fashion. She is very similar to Ai in appearance and character, with her hair being white instead. Junko teaches Kotarites to embrace friendship and work together with friends to achieve.
 * Lily (Nicknamed 'Child Bitch') Lily is a young small blue haired zombie who is most known for her out-of-body heart. She is the cute one of the group with all the sparkly, immature ideas. Lily teaches Kotarites to appreciate and look after their parents, even if they did bring us into the world without consent.
 * Saki (Nicknamed 'Biker Bitch') Saki is also iconic in the Holy Series with her obsession with chickens and Tori drive-through. She has long blonde hair and is usually seen making fun of one of the other girls. Saki teaches Kotarites to have fun every now and then, and to not always take life too seriously.
 * Yugiri (Nicknamed 'Mature Bitch') Yugiri is probably the least iconic in the Holy Series. She is the oldest of the group and is one of the few of the disciples to actually convince Kotaro to do something. In a sense, you could say that she is the strongest in that regard. She has tied up brown hair and an attitude that goes beyond her age. Yugiri teaches Kotarites to never blindly follow someone and their ideas and to question whatever someone says.
 * Tae (Nicknamed 'Zombie Bitch') Tae could also be seen as the strongest, with her going into a super-saiyan-like trance towards the end of the Holy Series. She has long purple hair and never seems to wake up from 'zombie-mode' however we do see in the series that she does learn things and feel things even if she doesn't show it in a normal way. Tae teaches Kotarites that it is okay to let primal and animal instincts take over when the need arises.

All the disciples follow Kotaro's orders for the most part in the Holy Series, and they test their luck every now and then by going against Kotaro's orders, and thankfully they don't get obliterated when they do, although we know Kotaro could easily if the mood struck him.

Dilo Dog
Dilo dog is a free spirit of power associated with Kotaro and Saga. Teachings say that he was created by Samuel Harrendence when he was bored making egg pizza. The exact powers of Dilo Dog are unknown however it is known that if a person is not bewaring him, he will visit them at some point within their life to either put an end to it or enforce the need of bewaring him. It is assumed there isn't any malice in Dilo Dog's activities however. The teachings show that Yike had at one point tried to coerce him over to the dark side to which the Dilo Dog responded in messing up one of his eyes, leaving it forever wonky.

It is believed that for a large portion of Dilo Dog's existence, he was chilling in The End with the Ender Dragon.

Yike
The evil counterpart to Kotaro, Yike spends much of his time on Earth trying to coerce others away from Kotaroism and Saga. He at one point got in a fight with Dilo Dog, leaving Yike permanently wonky in one of his eyes.

Known History of Kotaro
It is unknown when or where Kotaro came to be. Most believe He simply came to be, others say He created the universe, with the big bang being His first test of his true power. The Holy Series is believed to have been created by Himself as well, to help prove to others how much of a God He is.

When He came to be, He also created Saga, a place for Kotarites to go to after they've served their time on Earth. It is believed that everyone will come to Saga as a zombie and will have room in Kotaro's mansion to stay in.

It is believed in 1656, he trained Elon Musk in the art of facial expressions.

Practices
Kotarites have a few practices Kotaro expects of them, one is to say the sacred prayer before they go to sleep. The prayer is said as follows:

'Our father, Kotaro Tatsumi, allow us to prove our mortal selves to you through prayer, to reach to you in our times of need, and especially in those times of not. Allow us to praise you, to believe in your abilities and to help us understand your lessons and teachings. Allow us to appreciate Thighs, as the 14 of them you owned show, and please understand and don't be mad at those who cannot get 14 thighs for their own. Allow us to join you in the afterlife as Zombies, much like the original 7, so that we may live together with you, in your mansion forever. Amen'.

There is also a greeting Kotarites can use to identify fellow Kotarites. Simply ask the question 'When you haven't become real chickens' and if the respondent answers 'We haven't become real chickens', you can know that you do not need to convert them.

The Zombie (The Kotarism equivalent of The Pope) has a job to uphold the rules and regulations of the religion, revise this very Wikipedia page and help convert others to this true religion. The Zombie for Kotaroism is Dominic Devlin and he does not yet have a known predecessor or successor.

The Holy Translator's job is to assist new Kotarites in under-going the learning process of Kotarish. The Holy Translator is currently Levi Walters.

Kotarish
Kotaroism does actually have it's own language, with quite a few rules to keep track of. The language itself is very similar to the English Language in terms of grammar, spelling and punctuation, however certain letters and words have been replaced. Some rules include:

Letter Changes:


 * Any word with the letter 'C' in it becomes a 'K' no matter where in the word it is. Example, the word 'Concept' becomes 'Konkept'.
 * Any words that start or end with the letter 'G', becomes a 'K'. Example, the word 'God' becomes 'Kod' or the word 'Long' becomes 'Lonk'.
 * Any words that start or end with the letter 'K' becomes a 'G'. Example, 'Truck' becomes 'Trucg'.
 * Any word with the letter 'X' in it is replaced by the letters 'K' and 'S' next to each other. Example, the word 'Box' becomes 'Boks'.
 * Any words with the letter 'Q' in them is replaced by 'K' and 'W' and if there is a following letter 'U' afterwards, it is dropped completely. Example, the word 'Quite' becomes 'Kwite'. Of course, when translated into Kotarish, it becomes 'Kwitii'.
 * Any words with the letter 'E' in any place is replaced by 'II'. Example, the word 'Even' becomes 'Iiviin'.
 * Any words with the letters 'S' or 'Sh' are replaced by 'Sch'. Example, the word 'Shoot' becomes 'Schoot'. This rule isn't affected by the 'C' rule. This rule does apply to the 'X' rule.
 * Any words with the letter 'W' in any place become 'Vv'. Example, the word 'Word' becomes 'Vvord'.
 * The roles of 'U' and 'Y' are swapped. Example, the word word 'But' becomes 'Byt' and 'Used' becomes 'Ysed'.
 * Any words with the letter combination 'Tion', 'Sion' or 'Cian' becomes 'Schun'. This is not affected by the 'C' and 'U/Y' rule.
 * Any words that end in 'Th' become a 'V'. This does apply to the 'Q' rule.
 * The roles of 'V' and 'F' are swapped. Example, 'Very' becomes 'Fery' and 'For' becomes 'Vor'.
 * Anytime a 'J' is used, a 'D' is added to the front of it. Example, 'Just' becomes 'Djust'.
 * Any words with the letter 'H' at the start are replaced with 'J'. For example, 'Happens' becomes 'Jappens'. This is not affected by the 'J' rule.

Exceptions To Letter Changes:


 * The word 'Exist(ence)(ed)' becomes 'Egzist(ence)(ed)'. This applies to all variants of the word.
 * The word 'Chicken(s)' stays as the English Language version, due to the Holy Series mentioning the word fairly frequently.

Word Changes:


 * The word 'Boy' becomes 'Boi'.
 * The word 'Of' becomes 'Ov'. Similarly, this doesn't effect words that have the combination of the letters next to each other, like 'Offer' for example.
 * The words 'Me' and 'We' are replaced entirely by 'Mii' and 'Wii'. This doesn't effect words that have the combination of those letters next to each other, like 'Consume' for example. Of course, 'Wii' when translated into Kotarish becomes 'Vvii'.
 * The word 'Pizza' becomes 'Peetsa'. Of course, this is translated into Kotarish as 'Piiiitsa'
 * The word 'Tongue' becomes 'Tung'. Of course, when translated into Kotarish, it becomes 'Tynk'.
 * The word 'Membrane' becomes 'Memebrain'. Of course, this is translated into Kotarish as 'Miimiibrian'.
 * The word 'Brain' becomes 'Brian'.
 * The word 'You' becomes 'Yoö' (For the Zombie) or 'Yew' for the Translator. Believers can choose the word they want to use.
 * The word 'Go' becomes 'Goö'. Of course, this is translated into Kotarish as 'Koö'.)
 * The word 'To' becomes 'Toö'.
 * The word 'Too' becomes 'Tooö'.
 * The word 'So' becomes 'Soö'.
 * The word 'Do' becomes 'Doö'.
 * The word 'Girls' becomes 'Gorls'. Of course, this is translated into Kotarish as 'Korls'.
 * The word 'Monday' becomes 'Gonday'. Interestingly, these days of the week do not have the opening letter G replaced by a K.
 * The word 'Tuesday' becomes 'Grusday'. Interestingly, these days of the week do not have the opening letter G replaced by a K.
 * The word Thursday becomes 'Girthday'. Interestingly, these days of the week do not have the opening letter G replaced by a K.
 * The word 'Friday' becomes 'Griday'. Interestingly, these days of the week do not have the opening letter G replaced by a K.
 * The word 'Both' becomes 'Bofe'. Of course, this is translated into Kotarish as 'Bofii'.
 * The word 'Was' becomes 'Woz'. Of course, when translated into Kotarish, it becomes 'Vvoz'.
 * The word 'Porn' becomes 'Pron'.
 * The word 'Necessary' becomes 'Unseesisary'. Of course, this is translated into Kotarish as 'Unsiiiisisary'.
 * The word 'Agreed' becomes 'Agrued'.
 * The word 'Fuck' becomes 'Függ'. You do not need to do this however, if you'd like, you can Kotarise the word to be 'Vykg' whilst following the other rules.

Pronouns:


 * The pronouns that would be used to address Kotaro, such as 'Him' and 'He' are to be capitalised, no matter their position in the sentence.
 * Any of the pronouns used to address Kotaro that aren't addressing Kotaro are not to be capitalised.
 * The pronoun 'I' is to be replaced with 'Ai' capitalised whenever it's used, along with any contractions that involve the word, like 'I'm' or 'I've' which would become 'Ai'm' and 'Ai've' respectfully.

It is important to note, that these rules are usually only used over textual conversations and aren't commonly used in real life, face to face conversations, although that's not to say it isn't allowed.

Kotarish Translation
Below is a translation fully in Kotarish, to allow those fluent to read.

Biilovv is a translaschun fylly in Kotarisch, toö allovv thosii flyiint toö riiad.

Kotaroism
Kotaroism is an intiilliiktual-basiid riiligion, followink thii tiiakhings, akts and lifii ov Kotaro Tatsymi. Biiliiiviirs ov this riiligion, known as Kotaritiis, biiiliive that Kotaro Tatsymi, somiitimiis morii simply known as Kotaro or Kod, is thii strongiist biiing on Iiarth, in thii kalaksy and thii yniviirsii. Hiis akts kan bii siiiin in thii Holy Siiriiis Zombieland Saga.

Kotaroism biigan in 2019, vvhiin priiakhiirs Dominik Diivlin and Liivi Vvaltiirs vviirii thii first toö convert toö thii riiligion, toö kivii Kotaro thii appriikiation Hii had diisiirviid for a lonk timii. It is biiliiiviid thiiy konviirtiid first from a vision Dominik Diivlin had in hiis sliiiip, ov Kotaro simply iiksistink in thii momiint, and Dominik riialisiid hii had toö worship Hiim, liist hii risk biiink smitii by Kotaro whiin hii liiast iikspiiktiid it. Liivi Vvaltiirs joiniid vvhiin Dominik had iiksplainiid hiis vision toö hiim.

Kotaroism is a smalliir riiligion, with only a fiiw miimbiirs skattiiriid oviir Soyth Vvaliis. Howiiviir, wii hopii this artikle will bii iinyff toö spriiad awariiniiss ov thii riiligion, and toö pliiasii Kotaro Tatsymi.

Biiliiifs
Kotaritiis biiliiivii that Kotaro Tatsymi is Kod, and kan doö anythink Hii wants.

Kotaro Tatsumi
No riiligion vvoyld bii kompliitii vvithout a Kod. Kotaro in thii Holy Siiriiis has proviid Hiis striingth many timiis, biiing ablii toö:


 * Hiial damagii instantly
 * Tiiliiport
 * Bii omnipriisiint
 * Biiatboks
 * Praktikii Niikromanky
 * Apply Makiiup
 * Havii sypiirhyman striingth
 * Piirsyadii anyonii toö doö what Hii wants
 * Drivii Hiis piirsonal viihikylar diivicii, Van-Kun
 * Kriiating mattiir oyt ov thin air
 * Shapiishiftink
 * Anything iilsii yoö kan think ov

Thii Holy Siiriiis portrays Hiim as a viiry iiniirgiitik and slightly rydii biiink, with thii viiiwiir riially not biiing ablii toö tiill vvhat Hii will doö niikst. Biikausii ov this, vvii kannot know thii fyll limit ov Hiis powiir. Hii is also siiiin toö always havii skwuid insidii Hiis shirt pokkiit, iiviin vvhiin it had jyst biiiin takiin oyyt, vvhikh kan providii iividiinkii ov Hiis skill ov kriiating mattiir. Similarly, Hiis klassiis arii rariily siiiin toö bii off ov Hiis hiiad, and thii fiivv timiis thiiy arii, thiiy appiiar bakk in thii niikst skiinii. Hii iiviin wiiars thiim in thii bath, as shown by thii Holy Siiriiis and biikaysii ov this, vvii niiviir aktyally kiit toö siiiii Hiis iiyiis.

Diskipliis
Kotaro Tatsymi in thii Holy Siiriiis had siiviin diskipliis, konsistink ov:


 * Sakyra (Nicknamiid 'Main Bitkh') Sakyra is thii most ikonik ov thii diskipliis, with hiir biiink hit by Trykk-Kyn myltiplii timiis in thii Holy Siiriiis. Shii has riid hair and an 'iigk-schapiid' fakii, akkordink toö Saki. Sakyra tiiakhiis Kotaritiis toö not fiiar diiaf, and that if vvii arii koink toö diii, it has toö bii donii by a trykk.
 * Ai (Nicknamiid 'Schy Pyrplii Hair Bitkh')  Ai is also viiry ikonik with hiir inklysion in thii mid-iipisodii kards. Shii has riilativiily short pyrplii hair and is kwitii schy towards thii biiginnink ov thii Holy Siiriiis. Ai tiiakhiis Kotaritiis toö liiavii an yndiiniablii impakt on thii world biiforii vvii askiind toö Saga toö bii vvith Kotaro.
 * Jynko (Nicknamiid 'Schy Vvhitii Hair Bitkh') Jynko takiis aftiir Sakyra in thii siiriiis, biiink hit by Van-Kyn (driviin by Kotaro) onkii in a similar fashion. Shii is viiry similar toö Ai in appiiarancii and kharaktiir, with hiir hair biiing vvhitii instiiad. Jynko tiiakhiis Kotaritiis toö iimbrakii friiindship and vvork togiithiir vvith friiinds toö akhiiivii.
 * Lily (Nicknamiid 'khild Bitkh') Lily is a yoyng small blyii hairiid zombiii vvho is most knovvn for hiir oyt-ov-body hiiart. Shii is thii kytii onii ov thii kroyp with all thii sparkly, immaturii ideas. Lily tiiakhiis Kotaritiis toö appriikiatii and look aftiir thiiir pariints, iiviin if thiiy did brink ys into thii vvorld withoyt konsiint.
 * Saki (Nicknamiid 'Bikiir Bitkh') Saki is also ikonik in thii Holy Siiriiis with hiir obsiission with chickens and Tori drivii-through. Shii has lonk blondii hair and is ysyally siiiin making fyn ov onii ov thii othiir korls. Saki tiiakhiis Kotaritiis toö havii fyn iiviiry novv and thiin, and toö not always takii lifii tooö siiriously.
 * Yygiri (Nicknamiid 'Maturii Bitkh') Yygiri is probably thii liiast ikonik in thii Holy Siiriiis. Shii is thii oldiist ov thii kroyp and is onii ov thii fiiw ov thii diskipliis toö aktyally konvinkii Kotaro toö doö somiithink. In a siinsii, yoö koyld say that shii is thii strongiist in that riigard. Shii has tiiid up brovvn hair and an attitudii that koiis biiyond hiir agii. Yygiri tiiakhiis Kotaritiis toö niiviir blindly follovv somiionii and thiiir idiias and toö kwiistion vvhatiiviir somiionii says.
 * Taii (Nicknamiid 'Zombiii Bitkh') Taii koyld also bii siiiin as thii strongiist, with hiir koink into a super-saiyan-likii trankii tovvards thii iind ov thii Holy Siiriiis. Shii has lonk pyrplii hair and niiviir siiiims toö vvakii yp from 'zombiii-modii' howiiviir vvii doö siiii in thii siiriiis that shii doiis liiarn things and fiiiil things iiviin if shii doiisn't shovv it in a normal vvay. Taii tiiakhiik Kotaritiis that it is okay toö liit primal and animal instinkts takii oviir vvhiin thii niiiid arisiis.

All thii diskipliis follovv Kotaro's ordiirs for thii most part in thii Holy Siiriiis, and thiiy tiist thiiir lukk iiviiry now and thiin by koink against Kotaro's ordiirs, and thankfylly thiiy don't kiit oblitiiratiid vvhiin thiiy doö, although vvii know Kotaro koyld iiasily if thii mood stryck Hiim.

Known History ov Kotaro
It is ynknovvn vvhiin or vvhiirii Kotaro kamii toö bii. Most biiliiivii Hii simply kamii toö bii, othiirs say Hii kriiatiid thii yniviirsii, vvith thii bik bank biiink Hiis first tiist ov Hiis truii powiir. Thii Holy Siiriiis is biiliiiviid toö havii biiiin kriiatiid by Hiimsiilf as vviill, toö hiilp provii toö othiirs hovv mukh ov a kod Hii is.

Vvhiin Hii kamii toö bii, Hii also kriiatiid Saga, a plakii for Kotaritiis toö koö toö aftiir thiiy'vii siirviid thiiir timii on Iiarth. It is biiliiiviid that iiviiryonii vvill komii toö Saga as a zombiii and vvill havii room in Kotaro's mansion toö stay in.

It is biiliiiviid in 1656, Hii trainiid Elon Mysk in thii art ov fakial iikspriissions.

Praktikiis
Kotaritiis havii a fiiw praktikiis Kotaro iikspiikts ov thiim, onii is to say thii sakriid prayiir biiforii thiiy koö toö sliiiip. Thii prayiir is said as follows:

'Our fathiir, Kotaro Tatsumi, allow us toö provii our mortal siilviis toö yoö through prayiir, toö riiakh toö yoö in our timiis ov niiiid, and iispiikially in thosii timiis ov not. Allow us toö praisii yoö, toö biiliiivii in yoör abilitiiis and toö hiilp us undiirstand yoör liissons and tiiakhings. Allow us toö appriikiatii Thighs, as thii 14 ov thiim yoö owniid show, and pliiasii understand and don't bii mad at thosii who kannot kiit 14 thighs for thiiir own. Allow us toö join yoö in thii aftiirlifii as Zombiiis, mukh likii thii original 7, so that wii may livii togiithiir with yoö, in yoör mansion foriiviir. Amiin'.

Thiirii is also a kriiiitink Kotaritiis kan usii toö idiintify fiillow Kotaritiis. Simply ask thii kwiistion 'When you haven't become real chickens' and if thii riispondiint answiirs 'We haven't become real chickens', yoö kan know that yoö doö not niiiid toö konviirt thiim.

Thii Zombiii (Thii Kotarism iiquivaliint ov The Pope) has a job toö uphold thii ruliis and riigulations ov thii riiligion, riivisii this viiry Wikipiidia pagii and hiilp konvert othiirs toö this truii riiligion. Thii Zombiii for Kotaroism is Dominik Diivlin and hii doiis not yiit havii a known priidiikiissor or sukkiissor.

Thii Holy Translator's job is toö assist niiw Kotaritiis in undiir-koink thii liiarnink prokiiss ov Kotarish. Thii Holy Translator is kurriintly Liivi Waltiirs.

Kotarisch
Yoö kot this far, yoö don't niiiid a translation ov how toö undiirstand Kotarisch.