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David Hasselhoff walks into his agent's office one day and says to him,"From now on, I want to be known as Hoff."

His agent, startled, replied,"But why? Why on earth would you want to do that when the Hasselhoff name commands so much respect?"

Hoff, shrugging his shoulders, answers,"Much less Hassel."

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