User:Don Diego

iHola! I am Don Diego, and, no, I don't speak Spanish, hehe. :) But my English is up to par, so no worries, there, e?

Perhaps I may be best described as a "warrior of light" in training, so I try very hard to battle with injustice whenever I see it without judging the person who I'm battling. As for knowing who to fight, I follow one simple rule:
 * "By their edits ye shall know them."

And when fighting vandalism, I pray
 * "Let not the vandals triumph over Wiki."

But do I really want them not to? Then again, I cannot judge WP's inhabitants, but sometimes one has to act against injustice even when it brings him in danger. So for myself, I pray
 * "Let not mine enemies triumph over me."

And as for sockpuppetry, I am Nobody's sock. Want proof? Ask him. ;)

Other stuff

 * Challenge to People who Think that I Am a Smelly Sock
 * Henceforth, nobody shall attack me pointlessly by making any kind of criticism about me. Whosoever shall disobey this command shall be flung at the feet of the merciless Vogon administrator and shall be left at his mercy. Therefore, it is not a good idea to criticise me. A better idea would be to prove that I am somebody else, in this case, this unlucky fella, and then to prove that I am everybody (and so on and so forth, blablabla), and then send the answers to the Vogon administrator, who will then recommend that all innocent and new users be banned at the order of the Alpowerful Almighty ArbCom Head (AAACH) to prevent the spread of this new and virulent disease called ... I forget. For inquiries, ask the Vogon administrator, or consult this link for that mind-boggling puzzlement. ;) Don Diego (23 October 2005)


 * Spelling Doesn't Matter
 * Cmniog soon at tihs uesr pgae

"Sockpuppetry"
I am allegedly a sockpuppet of:

My, my, my, with all this "evidence" turning up "proving" that I am a sockpuppet of So-and-so, I might end up being everybody on Wikipedia! Now how about that, Mr. Wales? Or should I say, now how about that, Don Diego? ;)

("evidence" for first accusation kindly provided by User:Mel Etitis, next two were donated by User:Iago Dali)