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The History of the Genatalian Empire.

First recorded civilization on the islands comes from the tribe that inhabited the island known as the “pale scalps” due to their pale heads and deformed faces due to isolation on the islands. In April of 1843 the tribe was first discovered by passing fishermen on the ship “The Katalina” (captained by Colman Shlosberhg) who were promptly shot by arrows piercing one, James Kenide and killing son of the captain, Alfie Shlosberhg.

This caused divide within the tribe due to the tribe leader at the time, General Dick Burnham, not agreeing to fire upon the fishermen and not wanting to start a war with the United States of America.

This divide between the tribe would start a crisis within the small tribal nation as crime would increase to an all time high depending upon wether you supported the leader, General Dick Burnham, or the other tribal member who originally fired upon the three fishermen and The Katalina, Maverick Burnham.

Tensions reached an all time high when General Dick Burnham was shot and killed with a Volcanic Pistol by a supporter of Maverick Burnham inside of Fort Dick on June 2nd 1843.

This resulted in the Nephew of General Dick Burnham, Buncle-Berry Burnham, to take control with his brother, Grease-bob buck-roy hogfarmer pigpicker Johnson Burnham.

This resulted in the first Genatalian War.

CASUALTIES LIST

TERCAZ TRIBAL WAR

The 2 main sides include:

Luke and Miguel, will be reffered to as Liguel

Nick and Keenan, sill be referred to as Kick

Casualties of Liguel

Luke/Maverick: 761

Miguel/Halbert Insting: 872

Luke’s Horse: 4

Fishers and boatmen on south side: 32

Animals on south side: 128

Casualties of Kick

Keenan/Buncle: 452

Nick/grease-bob: 546

Nick’s Horse: 1

Fishers and boatmen on north side: 4

Animals on north side: 62

UNIDENTIFIED CASUALTIES

Random players: 23

Random boatmen: 237

Random animals: 54

MOST KILLS

Buncle Burnham/Keenan: 883 kills on 2 enemies alone

MOST KILLS ON OUTSIDE PLAYERS

grease-bob/Nick: 18 kills on outside players

TOTAL CASUALTIES

NUMBER: 3,176

The war was won by the Kick forces which later General Buncle Issued Martial law and set out the first ever laws of the Genatalian Empire and Imprisoned Maverick Burnham and Halbert Insting-Burnham (the cousin of maverick) for 2 days.

LAWS OF THE TERCAZIAN ISLANDS

Anyone who is not an official citizen and trespasses into the waters or the land of the islands will be prosecuted and held until the government of which they came deems they are obliged to come back otherwise they will be held until they are able to get a citizenship

Anyone who is found killing the national animal will be held prisoner for one day (how many you kill Varys)

If you aim, shoot, or kill a soldier of the country you shall be publicly executed

Any prisoners caught escaping or leaving the island will be shot on sight by patrolling guards

All boats will be searched for contraband when arriving and leaving and if found both the boat and contraband will be confiscated and the person of which who owns the boat and contraband shall be held prisoner. (List of contraband) weapons unless you are delivering to a gunsmith or to the royal military, dead alligator snapping turtles, iguanas, anything of value and any food from the islands.

It is mandatory for civilians to arrive with LEGAL supplies to survive for there is no huts or houses in the island otherwise you must fend for yourself.

If an uprising is to occur any civilians with guns must defend the island alongside the military

Sick people must be exiled to pubis island to not spread any diseases

Any other minor acts including robbery, vandalism, etc shall be arrested

Any currency must be able to float on water specifically salt water

No unofficial citizen is aloud to learn Tercazian

GOD BLESS THE GRAND REPUBLIC OF THE TERCAZIAN ISLANDS

This would go one until one day when El Presidenté Buncleberry Burnham deemed that threats to the island nation were now taken care of and Martial law was dismissed and democracy was restored with elections to be held a week from then.

One week later elections were held with Maverick/Luke winning the votes since Grease-Bob/Nick was inactive during the time of the votes.

The first things Maverick/Luke did as president was to enforce a dictatorship and enforce a Communist Party on the island and executed innocent citizens of the Genatalian Islands which soon lead to riots outside the capital, Fort Dick.

With innocents being executed and people being against the rule, a rebellion was soon to form known as the FOLOG (Forces Of Liberation Of Genatalia).

Average soldiers of FOLOG sported a blue-ragtag-uniform that blended in well with the tropical conditions of the island and with their weapons salvaged from US convoy ships, they had a wide arsenal from bolt action rifles, to semiautomatic pistols, to Maxim Guns and bows with dynamite strapped to the end, all the while the Communist Forces of Genatalia (CFG) were still armed with Bows and Volcanic Pistols.

FOLOG soldiers also carried melee weapons on them such as machetes and hatchets since ammunition on the islands were very scarce but after continuous battles along the southern island of Vaginal Island and Northern Penis Island the dictator, Maverick, was executed by his own brothers, Grease-Bob, and Buncleberry in a way that lasted 4 days and democracy was later restored on the islands.

Casualties of the rebellion of 1898

48 animals

2 CFG (both killed 586 times)

22 other players

45 civilians

1 FOLOG soldier

Total casualties: 118 (if not including the amount of times killed)

When the regime was defeated, FOLOG soldiers imposed the creation of the provinces and territories of Tercaz (the new name of Genatalia).

-Ball Bay

-West Ball Bay

-Fortification Coast

-Boot Peninsula

-Vaginal Plains

-Vaginal Forest

-Jerry’s Island

-Pubis Island