User:Donnylovesbrian

Donny loves Brian is a true story about two clowns pretending to be news reporters. Donny Lemonhead was an angry former male pole dancer turned actor, and Little Brian Shitstain was a former bus driver for mentally handicapped turtles who had the burning desire to be a male pole dancer. One fateful day when all the pokeman cards aligned in the cosmos Donny met Brian and a big bang erupted, literally, the neighbors called the cops it was that loud and disturbing. Donny and Brian married and joined the circus. After a few years of stroking horses for milk Donny and Brian made it to the big time!!!!! CNN!!!!!! Sadly Brian and Donny no longer milked horses at their new home but CNN did have its perks. Finally Home!!! In their first year at CNN Donny took home the "Globalist Salad Tosser of the Year Award" and Little Brian Stelter took home not only the "Best Hair In Hollywood Award" but he also stole the "Best Psychotic Smile of the Century Award". Brian hands down took the "Who Stepped On My Testicles Award" and the "Best Soprano Award". Donny and Brian currently live in California where it legal to pump each others butts full of HIV with no reproductions as long as plastic straws are not used in the pumping of the butts or during the transferring HIV via hot beef injection or dirty needle usage. Donny and Brian spend a great majority of their days spreading clownish lies about real patriotic manly men like the Great Donald Trump, Alex Jones, Mark Dice, Roger Stone, Owen Shroyer, David Knight, Ron Paul, Rand Paul, Mike Cernavich, Sean Hannity, and Tucker Carlson. Speaking of manly men, I wonder how Ray Madcow Maddow is doing, I'll have to give him a call. In 2016, 2017, and 2018 members of the Infowars crew has repeatedly offered to debate Donny, Brian, and the rest of the clowns at the Clown News Network with no success. When Donny was asked by an reporter of how he gets his hairline so crisp and clean he replied "my favorite part of every day is when Little Brian and I come home to our condo after a hard day of spinning lies and we take a hot bath together, Brian and I try to bite each others fart bubbles right as they hit the surface of the water, before they burst on their own is when they are freshest. Sometimes we fart at the same time and bump heads really hard as we both race to bite each others bubbles, this really hurts because as you all know Brian has a forehead like a mountain goat".