User:Donnytheman

Donnytheman is not an egotistical figure. He is a collection of adventurous and sexual tales.

Donnytheman is a mystical man who lives in the mountains, he lives only in myth, but on a rainy day in Boston, you can hear his bands thudding sludge and doom, and his throaty screams, it strikes fear in the hearts of the villagers and to this day, no one has ever gone into those mountains and come out alive.

Born on August 23, 1987 in Lowell, Massachusetts, but lived in Lawrence, MA. His parents just did not want him coming out retarded, so they decided to make a drive to a different hospital. The Moore family resided in Lawrence, MA for several years, but after numerous accounts of strange paranormal activity in their home and the changing neighborhood around them, they decided to move their shit to Derry, NH.

Living out in the woods, Donnytheman befriended all different sorts of creatures. After years of battling bears with his broadsword, he was allowed into the Northern Ridge of the Secret Forest. There he learned the secrets to life. But they are not comprehendable to human language, so he cannot describe them to you on the internet. Donnytheman stayed in the forest for years.

He finally came out of the forest and used his skills for good. But then he decided to use his skills for evil. He would get into fights. Thats about it. I'll finish this shit later.