User:Doodleheim99

Introduction
James Thomas "Fleef" Christensen (born June 10th, 1992) is a multi-billionaire...in Monopoly currency. He wrote the "Most Interesting Man in the World" commercials, modeled after himself. He is often found under trees, feasting on his daily flamingo sandwiches. He is fluent in six different dances. The mambo, the tango, the durango, the bango, the mango, and river dancing. William Wallace waves his wacky juevos while wearing white wristbands. His birth marked the ending of the Great Potato Famine and the beginning of the Huggies Brand diaper sensation amongst older adults. He is co-creator of the word "waftermath" as well as coining the phrase "...". In 2001, he was diagnosed with the burpies, a horrible, horrible disease that releases gas through the esophagus. On September 3rd, 1963, he climbed seventeen of the worlds highest mountains in the same day and 17+3=20.

Diet

 * Goldfish
 * Arizona Iced Tea
 * Pringles
 * Flamingo Sandwiches
 * Souls of his enemies
 * Annoying flies
 * Those juicy wax candy bottle things

Hobbies

 * Basketball
 * Watching basketball
 * Talking about basketball
 * Basketball video games
 * Worship of basketball players
 * Necromancy

Habitat
Fleef lives in the warm comfort of his parents basement. He is like a baby bird in a nest of love, waiting to be free.

TV Shows
His favorite TV shows include Never Mind The Buzzcocks, Whose Line Is It Anyway, That 70s Show, House, Chuck, The "I'm a Morman" commercials, and the Mexican Jewelry Channel.

Sean Combs
Whats his name this week?