User:DoogeTube

Intro
Welcome to my user page! I can't believe you actually clicked on this link. Seriously, what were you expecting? Memes? Cat videos? Well, you're out of luck. You've stumbled upon the epitome of disappointment.

I know you must be wondering, "Why did I click on this page?" Perhaps it was sheer curiosity or maybe just a momentary lapse of judgment. Either way, congratulations! You've entered the realm of mediocrity. Here, we revel in the mundanity of life and take pride in our ability to waste time like nobody else.

As you scroll through this page, you'll find nothing but nonsense, and a profound lack of purpose. You might even question your life choices up to this point. But fear not, for you are not alone. Countless souls have treaded this path before you, only to emerge on the other side with a newfound appreciation for sanity.

So, my dear reader, I implore you to reconsider your decision to stay here. Escape while you still can! Go out and do something meaningful with your time. Life is too short to be wasted on this virtual abyss of irrelevance.