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Chibby-Noun-Animal found in South Madagascar. Ampibians with a life span of about 40 Chibby years. Which is comparable to 160 human years. There are only two known Chibbys alive today. One goes by the name of Rossie O Donnell. The other can be found at its primary habitat of Illinois. Specefic location can not be givin out because of population problems. The Chibby is extremely endangered and widely hunted. Chibby season is from March to May. Thats when the Chibbys mate. Chibbys usually mate with males their names made of initials. The Chibby of Illinois was actually forced to mate with a turtle once and that was how Ryan was born. Chibbys ancestors, also known as the Mr. Mooneys, are the popularest species none in the Northern Hemisphere. Chibbys are potentially dangerous to humans if not armed. They have been found to be extremely aggresive and territorial.

Chibby Phobia-Noun-Fear of Chibbys and all having to do with Chibbys. Chibby Phobia is actually classifed as a hella dangerous disease and over 200 Americans have been diagnosed with Chibby Phobia. Out of those 200, 132 of them died of the disease. Chibby Phobia can be triggered by bad past experiences with the Chibby. If a Chibby attacks a child of any age they could be scarred for life. Chibby Phobia is not a joke. The only known cure is the Lorena Bean. Found in Austin Texas, the price of this rare bean has grown greatly considering the increasing rate of people coming down with Chibby Phobia.

If you ever find a Chibby please report it to The National Guard or Oprah Winfrey. Oprah is actually expected to come out with a episode on Chibby Phobia and all that have come down with this horrible disease. If someone is found to be sheltering or protecting a Wild Chibby they will be arrested, no exceptions.

A $15,000 Dollar award will be rewarded to anyone who can catch a Chibby and bring it to the local police alive. The Chibby is attracted to Lil Wayne music and fine cheese.

Founder: Claire Steven Redden of Morroco.