User:Doug drugs/sandbox

Hello all. Today I would like to speak about the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. First made know by Monty Python film Monty Python and the Holy Grail, the artifact is used to kill the Rabbit of Caerbannog. After the Rabbit kills Bors, Arthur employs the help of Brother Maynard, who keeps the Artifact. Brother Maynard gives these directions to operate the grenade.'''"Then the Lord spake saying first thy shalt pull the pin from the holy hand grenade. Then thy shalt count to three no more, no less. Thou shalt not count to four nor two unless in doing so thy proceed to three. Five is right out. Then three, being the third number, is reached thy shalt lobbest thy holy hand grenade of Antioch at thy foes, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." The emphasis on the number three is important here. Any one who has been on a crusade knows it took Jesus three tries to resurrect because Hell has high ping. Because of this Mary made grenades to purge Hell of heretics, which any true christian knows is how she really died. These grenades were stored in Antioch and were later used to put down and fortnite dance club. There were no survivors. Only one remained after this victory and was given to Brother Maynard after his high school dropout graduation. He carried this hand grenade all his life until it was needed most. It was used to kill the rabbit.