User:Dougano

Dougano is one of those guys who, technologically illiterate, nevertheless insists on showing up and probably breaking a bunch of things. He dabbles in talking knowledgably about things he does not understand, manufacturing sources at will, and persuading people that he is Nigerian (he is not Nigerian). He is also an author, but he is not very good at it.

His speciality
Dougano does not possess a speciality. He considers himself a polymath in this respect, but this will only be true once he learns things.

He is currently of the persuasion that, with access to a library, he can teach himself several entirely unrelated topics in order to improve Wikipedia articles pretty much at random, like a machine gun of knowledge (where he obtained this phrase from is unknown). Technically, he is a Geology student, but he probably ought to try paying attention before he has another crack at intrusions.

His contributions
Starting with the high-brow matter of removing Pat Robertson from the Insanity page, Dougano's contributions have always kept up this stellar level of value. For some reason he has taken it into his head to rewrite Superhero fiction, although how exactly he intends to do, well, anything on this subject that doesn't reference the Iron Man film is a matter he has reportedly "left as an open question". Apart from this, he occasionally hacks at Special:Random to see if there's anything he can toy around with there, although some theorists  surmise that he just likes pushing buttons.