User:Dougluce/Pach

Pach is a stuffed animal that has a weird voice and does weird things. Pach has friends named Scruffles, kiki, Kelly, Claw, sonicBOOMcat, Stitches, Frost, Peachy...

Now, let's set Pach aside and talk about kiki:

Kiki travels around the galaxy in a ship called the Craker. The Craker is a supership that can turn into many forms and has a bag for kiki's kids. They are very playful and we have to watch out for when Nutters burps. Hint: Nutters is VERY dangerous, because she burps and they can kill people and then she sucks them all up 'cept she's a baby. Now let's go back to Pach:

Pach's favorite food is steak with steak covered in chocolate!!!!1!!!!!!!1`!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!