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Photometric units


 * Apostilb: Author of the Epistilbs
 * Bouguer's Law: Formula expressing the relationship between mucosal viscosity and Young's modulus of elasticity of spherical boli formed by evaporative condensation under conditions of rhinitis.
 * Candelabra: Unit of liberance. The standard candelabra is defined as the reflectance of 88.00 standard ivories.
 * Erectance: Unit of voluptuous excitance.
 * Eructance: Unit of reflux frequency. See also "ruminous flux."
 * Footlambent: Unit of podial luster.
 * Foot-camembert: Osmotic odorance of one standard foot incubated for 100 hours at 37 degrees centigrade. See also the metric unit, lox.
 * Lox: Osmotic odorance of one standard smoked salmonella incubated for 100 hours at 37 degrees centigrade. See also: foot-camembert, tallow rendering index.
 * Luminary: Device for delivering a controlled amount of properly directed celebrity.
 * Nanometer: Photometric instrument used on the planet Ork.
 * Nit: unit of capillate verminosity equal to one phthirapterum per follicle.
 * Numinance: Unit of directional light from above.
 * Ruminous flux: Unit of bovine regurgitance. See also eructance.
 * Steroidian: Unit of solid anger. Eight pi steroidians = a quantity of solid anger equivalent to two complete spherical balls.