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<!-- Ha! Ha! Ha! You! Yes you! You have found this really pointless comment! probably because you decided to edit my userpage woo hooo! Now, you get to read this story I wrote in fourth grade! Yippity do da! Anyway here it is: It was April 14, 2004. Jack, Jenny, Jack’s friend Louis and baby Tessa all live in Greensboro. It was a normal day, in terms of the weather that is. Louis had slept over the night before. Today was Monday, a school day. Louis got up first, then Jack, then Jenny. Tessa had preschool, but not until 11:00 A.M. The three friends had breakfast and left.

When they came home from school the three of them were watching T.V. but what they didn’t know was Tessa had been making a mixture of erasers, M&Ms, tooth brush bristles, a dog treat, dates, leaves and countless other things too numerous to mention. She had mixed it up and put it in the battery compartment of the remote. The remote still worked fine but when Jack started to press all the buttons the T.V. began going through all of the channels, all 87 of them!

Then the TV started to shake. A green light appeared! The kids were being sucked in!

At that moment, time stopped.

Meanwhile, Jack, Louis, and Jenny seemed to be floating. Then a figure similar to Buddha appeared and said, “You have broken the spell of Morocco. My people are the Enae. They honor… well… me! I am Retteda. My name means ‘the suns gift’. To escape from the TV, you must find all five pieces of the gold chess piece. They are hidden in the different channels. You will get five clues, one for each piece.”

So the kids started to look. First they went to channel 32. Lilo and Stitch was on. They looked through the clues. The clue said, “Go to a place where mosquitoes lie”. “The bog!” they said at once. They ran to the bog. Jenny saw something glinting. Jenny told them to get in the canoe. She rowed out to the place where the piece was then Louis saw it. He grabbed it just before it sank. They had the first portion!

“How ‘bout that” said Jack. “No luck here” said Louis who was looking through the clues. ” The next channel is Channel 6,” said Jack. “What movie is on?” asked Jenny. “The Lion King” replied Louis, who had the T.V. Guide.

Since their mother wanted them to see practically all the movies that came out, they had an advantage. Jack read the clue out loud. “Go to the scene where friendship gleams”. They went searching and found the correct scene. But where was the piece?

“Poombaa!!! “Not in front of the children!” said Timon.

“Oh, there’s the piece” moaned Jenny.

“Let’s get out of here before the methane takes over”.

“Oh, and I got the piece” said Jenny.

They got out of there and began their search for the next piece at Nova. “In the Tundra” was the subtitle. They searched and searched. Then Jack started to run.

“Ohwww” he said.

“What noowwww” said Jenny?

“I stubbed my toe!” replied Jack.

“On what?” said the now aggravated Jenny.

He shrugged his shoulders.

Louis was the first to find out. “The piece!” he exclaimed.

Jack had a love of penguins. He had found a lone penguin in the tundra and had brought it with him. He also brought the penguin along on the search for the remaining two pieces.

On the hunt for the next piece, the friends discovered that Sponge Bob had beaten them to it. Louis, however, had an idea. He ripped the coupon off the back of the T.V. Guide. Instead of leaving it how it was, and being a $5 coupon, he put on an extra zero. So it read $50. The trick worked like a charm. Sponge Bob dropped the piece, grabbed the coupon, and left.

Now the penguin was a help since penguins are such great swimmers. Louis, Jack and Jenny could ride him from Sponge Bob’s underwater home and continue their search. They were only one step away from finishing. The last search was the hardest. They couldn’t find the answer.

“Ba dum, ba dum, ba dum,” mumbled Jenny.

“That’s it!” Jenny said.

“What’s it?” the boys replied.

“Just … Just… follow me!” commanded Jenny.

They ran for what seemed like an endless time. Finally, they reached their destination. Jenny had found the final piece. Retteda came back and the group was in the warp again. Retteda spoke to them, “You have done what no one has done before! You are free to go.” As soon as they got back they realized that no time had gone by. No one believed them when they told their story. The whole group remembered their adventure and Jack still has the penguin till this very day. Even Tessa very faintly, but surely, remembers.

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