User:Dr.Ebay101

Tooleria- A serious and sometimes chronic disease afflicting numerous ebay users around the globe. Symptoms range from minute to severe. Treatment should be sought at first signs of the disease.

Symptoms

Include:

-checking ebay at abnormal hours of the night

-placing ebay above all other priorities (For example, failing to put on pants before checking the computer for fear you will be outbid on an item)

-discussing ebay purchases with family members and friends months after the product was received (note: in severe cases this behavior may carry on for years)

-spending 20 mintues or more staring at an ebay package prior to opening it

-spending ten minutes smelling the ebay purchase because it is "rare"

-carelessly using the word "rare" to justify extravegent tool purchases

-failing to realize that $200 worth of birthday money will not cover $2,000 worth of rare ebay parts

-stalking similar items to ones already purchased to see if they got a better "rare" deal.

While this is a new disease that requires more research, perhaps the most astounding symptom is when the person claims their rare part purchases will benefit them financially in the future.

Tooleria is not a joke. Every year more and more families are becoming victims to this vastly spreading disease.

Tooleria is highly contagious. Males over the age of 45 who own an unfinished Harley are particularly susceptible to contracting this illness.