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Frazz She-Dragon

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Definition: A legendary creature of yore, dating back to the 7th cycle of Sextilis of the 198th lunar cycle B.C., a nocturnal carnivorous cold-blooded stalker, characterized by clomping base claws, a small thrashing tail and breath of fire, believed habitat to be amongst the grappling long woods, rocks, shrubberies, and dark undergrowth.

Early History: According to legend, the She-dragon emits a piercing call, “Wooooo ewwww,” before enveloping its victims with its front talons. Although the existence of the creature is pure speculation, historical evidence of the She-dragon can be found in early Roman mythology. Old cave paintings, clearly, portray an unknown creature preying on local wildlife, farm animals and local male villagers alike. Interestingly, all of these early records depict the male’s laying collapsed on their backs with shards of clothes around them and extensive slashes over their bodies.

Modern Society: The She-dragon is hypothesized to still exist. Reports of sightings are as common as the Lochness Monster, Sasquash, Yeti, Jaws and other man-eaters. The sightings appear to follow a quad-monthly sequence. In the early morning of the 7th day, sightings are often reported, however details remain as hazy as early cave paintings. The being remains elusive. Interviews with alleged survivors have revealed little information. Survivors often report not remembering the encounter and report any evidence must have been gobbled up by the local dog.

According to a recent study by the Humane Society of Recovering Thrashed Males, 98.6% of survivors consider the following picture to be an accurate depiction of the horrific encounter: