User:Dr.PhilleusHypenhug

I am Dr. Philleus Hyphenhug and I have studied in the Belguim Academy of Medical phonomenons. I have done EXTENSIVE research on the following catagories...

Extensive Smiling The effects of sun on dogs hair color Graphite Poisoning Microwave Radiation

First off, extensive smiling. My research has shown that while laughing is great for the heart and lungs, smiling is not! Smiling once and awhile is of course okay but when smiling exesstentially for over half an hour usually strains the muscles so much, it causes permanant dammage. What happens is, your cheek muscles, or the Gylapholk get so tense, they conil, or, freeze. And although the effects of this are not vissable, the internal dammage is significant. Extensive smiling can both tear, and strain the Gylapholk while simmutaneously pulling the tendons, Kujoolf and Nilacar off the intended cheek bones. For more information please contact me and everyone BEWARE do not smile extensively!

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