User:Dr.Vansuckle

My name is chris Vansycle but i am not a real Doctor. Infact i like pickles in my mouth covered in ranch and i quote "I am a homo sexual but i do not think its a bad thing".But what I think the goverment does wrong is not allow me to express it to younger people.I do like taking walks on beaches and touching squshy thingys.i eat lots of nuts its part of my diet. But somtimes i like to go to adult bars and meet fine people. i was in prison for 3 years for expressing my love to a younger man.if you ever wana meet me i live at Martini Hill Colony off of barryiton.