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Craig Thomas Baker was born August 25th 1984 in Greenville, Ohio. Craig, also known to many as “too tall torso,” was passionate about the animation of Faberge. He is most renowned for his time served in the Faberge Egg Aficionado Directorate. Craig sat on the esteemed board of Directorate from July, 1991 through June, 1997. Childhood During childhood Craig found his passion for decorative innate objects based on his expansive collection of his sister’s hair brushes. He derived very creative methods of carving intricate designs into the brushes; turning them into worthless pieces of art. Years of this behavior led to disownment from his father. His father often would call him a “sissy” and told him “no son of mine will decorate brushes for a living.” This family history only shaped his contemporary ornamenting genius.