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Kristian Myhre (Metan-Myhre)
Kristian Myhre is a metan-based lifeform from Movig. He is currently working at Best Marine Navigare as a metan supplier.

Myhre-Styre
is just one of his many nicknames. He used to play for Vaag FC, but after the new Metan Rule, he was forbidden from playing football in Norway (this was in 2014). He spends his days at Tangen High School. His primary job here is to regulate the metan level that is in the air, in the High School.

Today
Last week he was home ill. This caused a massive backlash and huge demonstrations, as the metan level at Tangen was at an all-time low. This was the lowest metan recorded at the school since the infamous Tanzania Trip of 2016 (23 students died due to lack of metan in their lungs).