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'''Calculi? What is it?'''

Calculi is a mathematical term, but also a new found disease amongst the human population. Calculi is a disease in which we have no new study due to its symptoms affecting the brain. The brain of course is not even close to being understood and thus most diseases affecting it are not thoroughly understood.

Symptoms

Early symptoms of this disease include the following: Feeling the need to itch back of eye Feeling dryness in the throat Feeling an urge to eat a cat Have severe bowl movement leaks and explosions Having pink excrement Having purple fluid excrement Having the need to read books Having strange white skin Having the strange effect of not watching the Game of Thrones

Affects

I have these symptoms, what will I experience with this disease? You will have the following effects: You will not be able to move around in your dreams You will regret thinking this was just a stupid maths term You will die You will experience slight pain after death

Can someone help?

You may wish to contact a doctor after affects such as death are no longer to your liking and you would like to be free from this disease.