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The Portal Theory:
The Portal Theory created by T. Hobson outlines an alternate theory to the widely excepted notion of acceleration. It is based on a view that everything is moving at a constant speed. Everything moves through portals, either keeping them fixed in place (moving through the same one over and over again) or increasing in speed as the portals get further and further apart.

Creation:
The Portal Theory was created out of boredom at the request of others. T. Hobson, thinking on the spot came up with the theory that to this day remains technically valid, as the technology required to test it does not yet exist.

Theory:
The portal theory revolves around the idea that there are portals everywhere. Every object is moving at a constant speed through these portals. Natural laws determine how objects choose the portals, and this relationship is not yet fully understood. In movement, the portals spread out with objects jumping through portals. As objects 'accelerate', the portals move further apart, allowing objects to cover the distance faster while remaining at the same speed. The human brain fills in the gaps between portal jumps to avoid confusion, in a similar way that it blocks the nose out of vision. This creates a seamless image for an easier understanding of the world.

Reception:
The theory has many critics, who are really just closed minded assholes that couldn't find a brilliant idea if it climbed into the anus they call a brain and jumped about saying 'look at me, look at me'. For cereal, portal is love, portal is life. But hey, not all are born with great minds like T. Hobson.