User:Dr. Simon Tam

Dr. Simon Tam (also Guy With No Life, Grammar Nazi-in-training, and 'Lazy Bastard) is a new editor to wikipedia and thus far has not accomplished that much. While current whereabouts is unknown, he has been seen in several major Canadian cities including Calgary, Toronto, Victoria, Ottawa, and Montreal. His contributions to the wiki-media projects have mainly consisted in adding new quotations to wikiquote, and correcting occasional grammatical errors throughout. Currently a fugitive from the coalition of allied planets he tries not to stay in the same place for too long. Due to his lack of social skills, especially around women, he has become withdrawn except to those closest to him. Exceptionally gifted, his knowledge is growing in many academic areas and perhaps will become a better contributer to the Wikipedia project.