User:DrBearKnowldge/sandbox

'''Doctor Bear-Knowledge is a world renounced elusive bear researcher, with wild life observation trips going as far back as 2011. During these explorations, the Dr was able to observe the elusive and very unknown Timbear, a subspecies of the YogiBear, in its natural habit.'''

'''The TimBear is a very shy and timid creature with no known natural enemies. '''

'''The TimBear's natural feeding habits are proven to be quite particular; it can go from a meager diet of berries, leafy-greens, and scavenged poultry to a true YogiBear styled meal consisting of picnic basket items; ie pizza, chips, ice cream, fizzy beverages and other sugary treats. It is not uncommon for the TimBear to over indulge and cause self created illness and shit fuck cluster of toilet explosions. '''

'''This timid creature does in fact follow a very particular habit which includes vigorous exercise periods, electronic based visual stimulation and hand eye coordination training. '''

'''His grooming habits are quite rigorous and often include multiple baths in one day, as well as the proper hair length maintenance, and for mating purposes a well groomed genital region. '''

'''The Timbears mating rituals are very unique to its species; it is not uncommon for them to preform "the bear shuffle" a dance which is known only to its kind. he will also use the gift of humor and flattering to succesfully woo his mate. '''

you will be able to tell the TimBear apart from any other, due to his signature bow tie.