User:DrMcNaulty

Eli Sevigny was born Feb. 4th 1993 He was attracted to extremist Muslim views at an early age, and joined a terrorist training cell (Al Jihalabad) in Mount Desert, Maine by the age of 6. At first his parents objected to his being a part of a terrorist group at such an early age, but given his birth father’s occupation (dictator of a small island off of the coast of Brazil), his parents had no choice but allow him to pursue his interest. Eli is now 14, and is the leader of his terrorist cell: they operate out of tabor academy where they are learning Algebra, Earth Science, and basic car bombing techniques.