User:DrOxacropheles

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Dr Oxacropheles is an asshole on planet Earth. As a matter of fact, this be my Wikipedia page, wherein one may find answers to questions such as What is DrOxacropheles' weakness and Whom does Mary Jane Watson kiss in Spider-Man? Of course there has been such issues as tissues, but over the fears these have been thrust back into the abyss. PREPARE TO FLY as Robert Goddard proudly proclaimed when he witnessed the launch of his first, true, energizer rocket. Oh yeah, and deodorant is bad for sex. Cancer thrives. Corruption reigns supreme. And Brown needs to change his underwear. Where you people aware that God is fictional and therefore there have been many curious events in my only life which kindly suggest that when we die we go to a PC World.

2008 Presidential Campaign
As far as we know, politics sucks. The only way we can possibly do anything about this is to successfully journey to the rathole which is the White House and try and get them to see the real view of life in the 1st Century A.D. Because as far as we know this is the only issue to the White House. Unless one counts the Bermuda Triangle and a series of circumstational issues no-one will know the true issues behind September 11th and other political issues. And the entire subject will eventually disappear completely.

Capitalists
Burn the bread in ovens. These muppets were evolved during the time cavemen lived on Earth. Planet Earth was formed along the same time as planet Plasnet in the Sixth War. Many wars have shook up the Universe and comments on YouTube are bullshit. This ultimately means that either 2009 will be a much better year than 2009, or should it be that 2009 will be a much better year than 2008? Well well, shit happens. All I've got to say on this capitalist concern is that there has got to be some ultimate concerns brooding in the American wasteland. Anyhow, capitalists most appropriately seem to be going downhill after years of success, as is witnessed in the rebirth of socialism.

Cargatha-X
I am also the Lord of Corruption from YouTube and I serve as a warning to intimidate intruders. Am I sure I want to write this? Anyhow, the socialists have ultimately ganged up against Cargathax and have also repulsed him, although, specifically speaking, he was more appropriately known as Cargatha-X instead of Cargathax. So Cargatha-X it is, and therefore there seems to be no more end to this nightmare, the nightmare of Cargatha-X on YouTube, because it most appropriately evolved into Korincus, aka the Red Fish from the Sea, and therefore Korincus struck terror into the hearts of resident YouTubers. When Cargatha-X's brother finally retained his drums, resident YouTubers rejoiced like Joseph Conrad at finally completing Heart of Darkness.

Culmination of 2008 presidential election
When the election of 2008 was in place, most people dissed Clinton and voted for Obama instead, believing him to be the superior democrat. But therefore Obama kicked her out of the election with enough support from the masses, who booed Clinton offstage at the moment of her victory (another false victory, like so many others in film) and therefore Clinton resigned. Obama, however, lived on, and don't think I'm dissing him, for he owns Bush by far. Then how come, supporters of Bush would say, Bush couldn't kick Obama's ass, he lost? The reason for this is, like many things, simple. Democracy. Democracy for American republic.

Here on planet Earth, in America and Great Britain respectively, teenagers at the age of seventeen are expected to deal with plenty of adult problems, such as bananas, chocolate fondue and chocolate cheesecake. Ultimately this leads to the concern of where humans, Homo sapiens, would be without money. Where indeed would we be without capitalism? Looks like Karl Marx predicted correctly, so maybe he was blessed with precognition after all. This ultimately appeals to plenty of science fiction readers after all, who lie awake at night dreaming of cheesy chips.

OBAMA IS NOW PRESIDENT. This homepage rules. Don't delete it, whatever you do. XD. After all, this is the homepage belonging to DrOxacropheles, as the republicans on Wikipedia so kindly stated, and therefore there has been a bigger issue coming up these days: that of the Israel attacks on Palestinia. What the hell have the government done about it so far? Nothing. And once again supporters of Obama (like me) would say that I'm disrespecting him, but therefore I am not, because he is now in office! And the communists are beginning to resurrect themselves out of the pile of rubble which is Coronation Street. But they break out eventually, as is seen in Japan.

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