User:Dr Buffalo Thumpkin

Turtle Fart

Turtle farts (pronounced kevin) are magical winds created from turtles that have the ability to teleport anyone to a random dimension if inhaled while listening to Electric Light Orchestra. There is no known way to return to the users original dimension once they have teleported.

Turtle Fart's magical powers were first discovered by Dr.Kyle M. Turtle Fart, in 1988 hence their name.