User:Dr James Macnicol

James Roy Macnicol Born 1974 Taken from us far too early in 2004

IN 1998, user jamesm AT ozemail.com.au published a wonderful theorem MACNICOLS ZEROTH LAW: all enumeration systems shall commence at zero

LOL - cheers to James Butler Stoney (the other james) in his stupidity with our not not wearing socks (you see, Albert never did)

Vale per ardua ad astram SEMPER

for those that knew this kind hearted, terribly generous and so, so, so humble individual please contact jamesm@emailme.com.au - a newly created honour email...

PS Please don't try quantum tunneling at home - cars will not move out of your way... even if the body in question is moving FASTER than the speed of light, given that E = m x c(o) ^ 2, but F = m x a and K.E. = 1 / 2 m x v ^ 2... one could generalize this in x, y, z, TAU space to say that the scalar direction of time is unique... but then again... mathematics sucks, as does gravity... ALWAYS, ALWAYS towards the centre of the nearest massive body...

I'm glad I knew thee for 11 years... I owe everything I never learnt about programming to thee... and [P|p]erl is a terribly annoying, discrete mathematical language... I concur that re-use of procedures, as you suggested, would give language A, B, or even C, a +, or J?, if one were on coffee at the time... C++ grade... just don't tell bgates@micro$oft.com that or Steve over there in Apple land might have to steal, um, I mean COPY, a GUI from Xerox... don't they have a nice campus somewhere out in a park???

SUN SUN SUN SUN 4eva - they build a good chip... off the old silicon block... but Wintel, where oh where did you go wrong? 1998... signed AMD...

gotta get back to the lab folks... I have a number of 4004's to install...

you see, when asking an UNCivil engineer, a priest, and a psychologist the question, may one eva, eva have a mistress...

the priest promptly says: "OF COURSE NOT - it is against the will of [G|g]od - and I've met her and she's black, only her name isn't Opera... um... where is the spell (fn) again?"

the psycho-wristing on ones laurels suggests that IF, and ONLY if, it is necessary to have a reasonable life... lie to both parties... otherwise when you get divorced

as for YOU Ms FraZer... you should be careful MSN Messaging strange guys like jamess - how the HELL did you work out what that app polygamy that allowed IRQ users to run linux based MSN chat sessions worked????????????????? I still can't even start to get my head around THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

cheers mate,

love ya 4eva...

the other james

james@emailme.com.au

James Butler Stoney

I find the mathematics in the above to be of no consequence what-so-ever...