User:Dr Teppers

A Very handsome lad some would say: with his cod skills from out of this world Dr Teppers is a fricken legend. He enjoys long walks on the beach with his horse gimpy and loves to make snow angels with his dog skeet. Dr Teppers is very cute with his dimples on his chin and his 6 pack on his stomach oh yes so very cute. Dr Teppers one day will be famous with a check in his bank account that is worth up to $$$$$$$324234321432432432 now that's pimp if you ask me folks. Teppers writes in his diary about his adventures he encounters in his highschool of which he is the most POPULAR BEST LOOKING KID AND EVERYONE LOVES HIM CUZ HE IS A BOSS. Anyways one time he was walking through the woods and he saw a lion and he took the lion home and gave it a nice place to stay, if you're asking yourself why would anyone do that. Why? BECAUSE HE IS SO FRICKEN NICE GET A CLUE YOU PUNKS! Anyways the lion grew up to be this huge lion and the lion went on a rampage and started killing Teppers stuffed animals and then Teppers had to put it down and buried it in his backyard which turned out to be an ancient indian burial ground so he got pooped on. Also did i mention HE IS FRICKEN AMAZING! Everyone love him he is so yummy and yummy and yummy oh yes so yummy. FIN!