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= Lena Lozovanu = Being of perfection and great power. Omnipresent in every religion as God, tries to hide between the mortals as a college girl.

Influence in religion and history
Infiltrating the mortal realm, she became an active participant in both history and religion. Her first sighting can be dated up to the egyptian era, where a contemporary camera was able to capture her while helping the poor humans. How a camera was able to get into the eqyptian era scientist can't tell, instead explaining it as another power of her.

The era of christianity brings more information on this otherworldly being. As part of her trolling exercise on the human population she became the head of the Roman Empire. Going by the pseudonym of ,,Constantine I " she legalized christianity, a religion created after her. Going by this fact, historians explain why christianity is a monotheistic religion, as of her jealous attitude ,seeing sex as an offensive act, as per the fact that Lena is a virgin xd, and still at the time of making the religion accepting slavery, as per the fact that Lena was the biggest slave owner. This also explains why christian popes have pedophilic tendencies, in that way keeping Lena's legacy. Recently there have been found evidence regarding her influence on the political development in Germany. As such she has been found vandalizing the works of art of Hitler, making him start world war II. Later she corrected her mistake by killing him.

Mass trolling
This list shows the troling that has happened in human history by her hand. It is to be noted that this list is short and incomplete You can help by expanding it .


 * Made Eve eat the forbidden apple, banishing them from heaven into the lowest circle of hell, Ciocana
 * Uses weaponized simps to siege Constantinople and give it to the otomans
 * Is included in the WWII war criminal list
 * Invents capitalism, taxes and war
 * Discovers gravity, making humans unable to fly
 * Changes the position of the prostate in the male body, making them able to get a prostate orgasm only from anal. Subsequently invents homosexuality
 * Invents school, tests and jobs
 * Makes a poor soul fall in love for her