User:Dragonwolf71

COMPUTEROLOGY
It is of the utmost importance that you join this religion. Computerology is among one of the important religion you could ever become a part of. We take ourselves very seriously. If you join today you will receive a free gift of self-esteem, pride and joy. Doesn't that sound worth it? So what if the world shuns you. It is not their place to judge you. Who's place is it you ask? Well it is your place to judge yourself. How do you know how to judge yourself? Well you judge yourself as you deem necessary. Where do you go when you die in this religion? When you die in this religion you get to see any server room you wish to see. However, if you work in a server room and no longer wish to see a server room, then you may wish to do that. The guild of Computerology is growing at a rate like that which has never been seen before.

How to Join
If you wish to join the great religion of Computerology, all you have to do is claim to be a member of Computerology and all then just abide by our simple non-restricting guidelines...yes..guidelines.

1) You must spend most/all of your day in front of a computer.

2) Play computer games frequently.

3) Watch movies on your computer frequently.

4) Visit hulu and youtube.

5) Drink energy drinks, eat gummy bears, breathmints and raviolis strait from the can heated by a cigarette lighter.

6) Must enjoy pizza on a regular basis.

7) Must be/become a fan of World of WarCraft.

8) Must be entertained by old TV shows.

9) Must be easily amused.

10) Must carry around at least 80GB of free hard drive space at all times.

In Conclusion

Now that you have become interested in joining and now know how please feel free and we shall see you on the playing fields of World of WarCraft and others. We appreciate you joining.



Founders: The Fonz, Bucktooth Billy

00:09, 8 April 2009 (UTC)today