User:Dream Focus/About me

A new beginning of something quite old.. the penguins shall be set free once again!
Reading about subpages, and decided to test this out. Good for working on articles, before posting them, since people impatiently try to delete things right away instead of letting it have time to grow.

Surprisingly, it says you are only in excess if you have more than a few pages dedicated to yourself. I wouldn't have expected them to allow even more than one, but, whatever.

Lets see... about me.

 D r e a m Focus  04:36, 23 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Sunlight makes my eyes hurt.
 * I break out into rashes and have severe problems with certain things, such as the Clorax wipes(regular clorax on my clothing is fine, just not those evil wipes).
 * I sneezed just now, since I went outside today, and was exposed to allergens.
 * I believe in equality for all, not elitism or other horrible forms of oppression and injustice.
 * If I could push a button and make all the evil people in the world die instantly, I would not hesitate to do so.

testing stuff out
 D r e a m Focus  06:54, 27 April 2009 (UTC)


 * Chaos shall reign supreme, when the time of the great penguin comes at last!

A song suddenly begins to play in my mind: "Haven't you ever wondered about wonderland, how everything is upside down? The people there off in wonderland, are so crazy, they don't even realize anything is turned around!"  D r e a m Focus  06:54, 27 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Found the actual lyrics to that song, and where they came from... a Carebear movie! I admit it, in my younger days, I may have watched an episode or two... no, actually, just flipping channels caught that catchy tune perhaps.  The Wuzzles and later when I got older, Gummy Bears, were the fuzzy cartoons for me.   D r e a m Focus  06:59, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

The original then my two alterations, on the idiotic fancruft tag
 D r e a m Focus  14:03, 28 April 2009 (UTC)

Today

 * Today I worked on the List of Disney's Adventures of the Gummi Bears episodes and changed each season to be a different color, based on the color of the Gummi Bears themselves, youngest to oldest.
 * I learned that Latvia is a real country, and not just a made up place for Dr. Doom to rule over.
 * I remembered I had an epic and just crusade to fight, and tried to remember where to bring my battle to.  D r e a m Focus  00:06, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

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They are called unicode and they are many. ◯◐◑◒◓  D r e a m Focus  00:42, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

what it represents
same old song, heard time and again, never ending, always just mostly noise ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫  D r e a m Focus  00:30, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

Cool sig someone had
► test ◄ 16:41, 19 May 2009 (UTC)
 * You can have any image you want loaded up, and also draw a box around your name, and add in characters such as the ◄ things, or the notes and whatnot I had done before. Interesting.   D r e a m Focus  20:29, 19 May 2009 (UTC)

testing this out here
 The page is chaotic as my mind, so the disorganized look is appropriate.

Interesting sig
 D r e a m Focus  19:15, 24 May 2009 (UTC)
 * Because sometimes I'm surrounded by asses. [[Image:Wink.gif|20px]]

The rainbow trout
I find it amusing there is actually a template for this. The Whack is part of the image.  D r e a m Focus  03:37, 19 August 2009 (UTC)

Blinking text
It is possible to make blinking text.  D r e a m Focus  14:51, 11 September 2009 (UTC)

Stars
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 *  D r e a m ☆Focus☆ 
 *  ☆D r e a m ☆Focus☆ 
 *  D r e a m ☆ Focus ☆  
 *  ✁ 	✂ 	✃ 	✄D r e a m Focus✈ 

Time to do some editing. ✁ 	✂ 	✃ 	✄ Look ma! I'm an airplane! ✈ Buzz...

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You can call someone an ass and if they complain, just claim you were using the Greek symbol OMEGA to say it was at an end.

You can also make an underlining point that someone is an ass, and even put your ass in someone's face.

Yep. Lot of useful symbols to play around with.  D r e a m Focus  05:41, 3 February 2010 (UTC)

Preserving this
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Doing_battle_with_the_Deletionists.jpg

If you don't have it somewhere, then the image is unused, and someone or a confused bot will try to erase it. I have it linked to in the article for Peter David. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Doing_battle_with_the_Deletionists.jpg  D r e a m Focus  06:04, 3 February 2010 (UTC)
 * Nope. Doesn't work unless you have the image itself loaded up on the page.  So I did that. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dream_Focus/Doing_battle_with_the_Deletionists   D r e a m Focus  06:11, 3 February 2010 (UTC)

Flying sheep!
No, they aren't genetically engineering sheep which can use magnetic dust injections to fly, as has previously been done with certain troublesome penguins. This picture comes from a psychic who photographs a sheep he is using his telekinetic ability to levitate into the air. The other sheep is not affected, and apparently not impressed at all.  D r e a m Focus  03:36, 24 February 2011 (UTC)

How do you take a picture of an invisible man? Apparently to show that in fact the government has finished developing its invisibility technology, the soldier wearing the suit picked up a sheep. The sheep was surprised at first, then decided to fuss about it, struggling to get free and in the process defecating on the invisible soldier, thus making a stain which could be seen. Said he later, "The male sheep was fine as can be, even smiling, thinking he'd be impressing the ladies. But when the girl sheep just looked away and ignored him, he decided to stop trying so hard to impress girls, and wanted to be put down."  D r e a m Focus  03:36, 24 February 2011 (UTC)

To attract a mate this species of sheep, aerial ovis aries, more commonly referred is flying sheep or hover sheep, focus intently allowing them to levitate in the air for short periods of time. They are also known as magic sheep and devil's sheep, formerly forbidden by the church from showing off like that. Weighs would be attached to the males during mating season, to keep them firmly on the ground as is proper.  D r e a m Focus  03:36, 24 February 2011 (UTC)

In some areas, the amount of magnetite in the soil is enough that grazing sheep end up levitating at times.  D r e a m Focus  03:47, 24 February 2011 (UTC)

Like many grazing animals, sheep have methane gas build up in their stomachs, which they sometimes release with what is known in science is a mega-fart, launching them temporarily off the ground. This is achieved because grazing animals have extra stomachs to store the gas in. Cows, being much larger, have been known to propel themselves over three hundred yards, making them dangerous to passing traffic should they fly over a fence. It is far this reason that in most nations, cows are required to have a release valve surgical implanted into them, so the gas doesn't build up. This also prevents spontaneous cow explosion caused in olden times when a cow was too close to a lantern(thus the cause of the Great Chicago Fire) or from when an intoxicated firefly confuses the cow's posterior region for its home, and sets off a spark that ignites the gas. These animals have previously been used as projectile shooting weapons on the battlefield, thus the saying that "a king's power is his cows". The process of these battle cows, involves shoving a projectile where the sun don't shine, and then aiming the cow's backside at the enemy one would wish to hit. When the pressure built up enough from its internal gases, it could send a lethal projectile a significant distance. Some cows were even fitted with armor, while others just wore silly hats and confused look on their face. Feeding the cow plenty of beans before hand, added to how much gas it could produce.  D r e a m Focus  03:51, 24 February 2011 (UTC)

Amusing
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