User:Drew1166

Hello i am Bob, a 7'11 man from Las Vegas. I am 52 years old and i have married a cactus. Here is a picture My favorite type of pie is lemon. I can say "where is the bathroom?" in spanish, it is "Puedo ir al Bano?" yesterday I bought 15 lottery tickets for 75$. and one of them won! Holy $%^*! I just won 1,500,000$ wait, I think that's a smudge, yes, it is. Well never mind at least i still have the tickets. Oh %$#^, the wind blew away my tickets! I feel like killing someone to take away the sadness. Maybe today i'll kill them to the tune of The Sweet escape. Jesus Cristo(jesus christ) this sucker bleeds a lot! Oh ^#@$ the cops, better hide. Holy @%^&@ they found me, #%%^ I hate going to court! before bob went to court he found a time portal and went back to the egyptian time, luckily he brought his pistol. Do you know who really killed King Tut? Well, it was Bob! With his pistol! Then Bob went forward in time and was later stabbed to death by his wife.