User:Drew Roberts

Summary
Drew Roberts is short for Andrew Roberts. He lost the 'An' in the Great Storm of October 1987 and has been searching for it ever since. Many people who have had similar bad luck have joined his quest in the search for the 'An'. These include: Drew Kirk, Dru Hill and Iain Duncan Smith. Iain joined out of support as he was lucky enough to have a surplus name 'Duncan' find him one night while he was walking home.

They cofounded the 'Ann Seekers' movement.

HisStory
Andrew Thomas Roberts (bore of Jeffrey and Christina Roberts neé Mitchell) joined the 6 billion of us on earth on 28th August 1984 at 07:08 am. His was the best birth ever according to the midwife, the judges giving it an average of 9.6.

He regularly celebrates this day and invites you to do so with him. His favourite methods of celebration include opening the copious gifts bought for him and taking the money given to him to the bank. All other methods are shit. This is not up for debate.

Education
Andrew went to Brackla School when he was 4 years old. He didn't learn enough on the first day and had to continue going for the next 14 years.

Notable Experiences

 * 1) Losing Virginity
 * 2) Finding Virginity

Update
March 05, 2006 : Drew Roberts has officially come out the closet.