User:Drewplaysdrums

Hi. I'm Drew Allen, or drewplaysdrums.

I play drums.

Hence the moniker.

The following people are irrefutably cool:

Matt Green Matt Lawton Jim Wharton Matt Stauffer Emily Allen Haley Carswell Ashlynn Northcutt Priscilla Santos Mary Schmitt Leah Welch

The following are alleged to be cool and/or the Queen of the Universe. More research may confirm:

Michelle Hipps

The Office is the single greatest sitcom in television history.

Having a salad at 9:30 in the morning is a normal thing to do.