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Description
The physical characteristics of the sea buffalo varies based on gender. Female sea buffaloes generally have darker brown fur, which at times can grow to become quite floofy, especially in the early hours of the morning. Male sea buffalos feature red fur, and if allowed to grow, their manes can also become very floofy. The fur of the male sea buffalo grows in a rather curious way though as the male sea buffalo only features red fur on this head, face, chin, and lower back. The abundance of lower back fur is said to aid the male sea buffalo in attracting and mating with the female sea buffalo.

The male and female sea buffalo are also distinguishable based on their body temperatures. Quick to overheat, the male sea buffalo often prefers to sleep butt-naked. The female sea buffalo on the other hand has a remarkably lower body temperature and prefers many layers. The female sea buffalo has even been observed to be wearing a robe and arctic-grade industrial socks in the middle of spring.

Diet
Although sea buffalo are known for trying any type of food, their diet features a few consistent items. Sea buffalos are primarily attracted to a rather eccentric mix of food items consisting of greek yogurt, sweet potatoes, peanut butter, ice cream, and edamame. Male sea buffalos are also extremely attracted to wasabi power, often consuming it to the point of physical injury where the female sea buffalo judges the male sea buffalo.