User:DrinkExpert

Drink Expert has several PhD's in drinkology, drinkonomics and African American Cultural Studies. Drink Expert was heavily involved in the 1990's collaboration regarded as "The Manhattan Project of Koolaid" which developed the concept of several flavors.*

Drink Expert's revolutions in the fields of flavor and deliciousness provided the industry with the concept that flavor could be based on color, not just on a natural equivalent. This caught on very quickly among African Americans in the inner city and led to the controversial flavor/color "Blue Raspberry."

Knockoffs immediately followed in the form of "Ghetto Gallons" which can be purchased at the gas station from the "Ay-Rab" and at local bodegas as a package deal with "loosies." This illicit production of substandard drink is the primary source of funding for Al-Queda and the Black Panthers. FACT [NO CITATION NEEDED]


 * Other flavors include: Apple, Bunch Berry, Blastin' Berry Cherry, Blue Berry Blast, Cherry, Cherry Cracker, Chocolate, Cola, Eerie Orange, Frutas, Frutas Vermelhas, Golden Nectar, Grape, Grape Blackberry, Grape Tang, Melon Mango, Strawberry Splash, Great Blueberry, Great Blue-dini, Groselha, Guaraná,Ice Blue Raspberry Lemonade, Incrediberry, Kickin-Kiwi-Lime, Kolita, Lemon, Lemonade, Lemonade Sparkle, Lemon-Lime,Lime, Man-o-Mangoberry, Mango, Mountainberry Punch, Oh-Yeah Orange-Pineapple, Orange, Orange Enerjooz, Pina-Pineapple, Pink Lemonade, Pink Swimmingo, Purplesaurus Rex, Rainbow Punch, Raspberry, Roarin' Raspberry Cranberry, Rock-a-Dile Red, Root Beer, Scary Black Cherry, Scary Blackberry, Sharkleberry Fin, Slammin' Strawberry-Kiwi, Soarin' Strawberry-Lemonade, Strawberry, Strawberry Falls Punch, Strawberry Split, Strawberry-Raspberry, Sunshine Punch, Surfin' Berry Punch, Tangerine, Tropical Punch, Watermelon-Cherry, Shaking Starfruit