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Adrakan Cobra Strike
Andrakan Cobra Strike is an alternative band that will melt your face. The group consists of four members Cody Giddings (guitar/piano), Cory Arnold (harmonica/bass), Adam Rezmer (singer/drummer), and Matt Brancaleone (guitar/beats). The band has recently been given the prestigious honor of "Best Band Ever" by Rolling Stone magazine. These four men are all Physical Therapy students at the legendary Central Michigan University but there is more to this epic band than this. If you haven’t seen them in person I warn you, the experience may be too much for you to handle.

Members
Lead singer and drummer Adam was born Adam Bartholomew Rezmer in the small African village of Hokaloogy. He was the son of two diamond smugglers who were hiding out in the area. His gifted vocals were recognizable at an early age when he serenaded the village priestess on his fifth birthday with the song "Bump and Grind" which would later be redone by R. Kelly. Unfortunately the high priest was not accepting of this proposal and excommunicated him. After this Adam traveled to Amsterdam where he smoked an abundant amount of marijuana in order to give his voice that raspy feeling. At the age of 15 he fell from his tenth story window because he was reaching for an imaginary large pepperoni pizza that was floating just outside. This devastating fall could have killed a normal man but he landed on his feet and only sprained an ankle, this is how the PT path came about.

Back up vocals and harmonica player Cory Arnold was not born but created in a hidden German laboratory during the height of WWII. He was originally designed for a stealth assassination project on some high level English officers. This plan backfired on the Nazis when a calculation error actually turned Cory against them and he destroyed the base and escaped to England. From here Cory fought the war by playing the harmonica to soldiers to keep up their spirits. One soldier was quoted as saying "Cory was the single reason we won this war". His location had been unknown until he resurfaced in America in them early 2000s. How and why he infiltrated the PT program is a mystery.

Guitarist Matthew Jerome Brancaleone’s past is shrouded in mystery. We know that he was discovered in a corn field somewhere in Tibet. The farmer that found him stated that he had killed 3 wolves with his bare hands and was wearing their coats as a toga. From here Matt was adapted by a group of Shaolin Monks. They trained Matt in every martial art known to man and set him on his way. From here Matt became a teacher of his own and has instructed such notable martial artists as Jet Li, Jackie Chan, and Bruce Lee. He is currently the only known person in the world who could kill you with a "one finger punch". After causing so many injuries to his combatants, Matt decided to switch fields and focus on rehabbing these individuals, hence the PT program.

Guitarist and piano player Cody Ezekiel Giddings was actually born Wang Han Glo somewhere in China. He was an extremely intelligent infant because he was able to resolve the Tiananmen Square conflict at age 2. His parents knew he had great potential but figured he would have no chance growing up with a Chinese heritage so they had him undergo an experimental Americanization surgery that changed his skin pigment, eye color and shape, and of course height. Unfortunately the surgeon suffered a sudden stroke from the bird flu and was unable to finish the height aspect. With his new American look he was shipped to America where he began his journey to presidency. His quest has so far landed him a Nobel Prize for his work on nanotechnology, a New York Time's best selling book, and currently he is working on his fifth doctorate degree, this time in Physical Therapy.

Influences
Adrakan Cobra Strike is not influenced by any bands because they are solely responsible for every song ever made. Thus they have influenced many bands themselves. Most recently they have influenced Limp Bizkit who has released their newest album "Gold Cobra" which is clearly dedicated to the band.

Tour Dates
Currently the band is scheduled to play Friday April 20, 2012 at an undisclosed location in Mt. Pleasant Michigan. If you are brave enough to hire them their services you can contact their manage Derick Roland at adrakancobrastrike@hotmail.com.