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Andrakan Cobra Strike is an alternative band that will melt your face. The group consists of four members Cody Giddings (guitar/piano), Corey Arnold (harmonica/bass), Adam Rezner (singer/drummer), and Matt Broclioni (guitar/beats). These four men are all Physical Therapy students at the legendary Central Michigan University but there is more to this epic band than this. If you haven’t seen them in person I warn you, the experience may be too much for you to handle.

Band Members: Adam was born Adam Bartholomew Rezmer in the small African village of Hokaloogy. He was the son of two diamond smugglers who were hiding out in the area. His gifted vocals were recognizable at an early age when he serenaded the village priestess on his fifth birthday. Unfortunately the high priest was not accepting of this proposal and excommunicated him. After this Adam traveled to Amsterdam where he smoked an abundant amount of marijuana in order to give his voice that raspy feeling. At the age of 15 he fell from his tenth story window because he was reaching for an imaginary large pepperoni pizza that was floating just outside. This devastating fall could have killed him but he landed on his feet and only sprained an ankle, this is how the PT path came about. Cory Arnold was not born but created in a hidden German laboratory during the height of WWII. He was originally designed for a stealth assassination project on some high level English officers. This plan backfired on the Nazis when a calculation error actually turned Corey against them and he destroyed the base and escaped to England. From here Corey fought the war by playing the harmonica to soldiers to keep up their spirits. One soldier was quoted as saying ' Corey was the single reason we won this war'. His location had been unknown until he resurfaced in America in them early 2000s. How and why he infiltrated the PT program is a mystery. Matthew Jerome Brocclinoni’s past is shrouded in mystery. We know that he was discovered in a corn field somewhere in mid Iowa. The farmer that found him stated that he had killed 3 wolves with his bare hands and was wearing their coats as a toga. From here Matt was adapted by a man known as “The Dark One”. This strange man was a 10th degree black belt and was trained in nearly every discipline known to man, even some that are not known. Matt learned all he could from his master before he took his own life because he said the world was not worthy enough to contain him.