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AKA D.B. Cooper, bog, Drone guy dronebogous, Dragonus, Deonbogus, Dronebugs

Absolutely no relation to user:DroneB or user:Dronebogus1

Hello, and welcome to my userpage. My username was just something an anti-spam system came up with that I liked the sound of.

The first article I created was List of review-bombing incidents, a spin-out from Review bomb

I once had an imposter who accused me of “promoting prostitution” like it was a sanctionable offense on Wikipedia. And also seemed convinced I had admin-level privileges. True story: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Dronebogus1

Anti-troll services
99% of the time you never need to go to Administrator’s Noticeboard: Incedents. It rarely solves anything. For run of the mill vandalism and trolling see any of the following:
 * Administrator intervention against vandalism
 * Usernames for administrator attention

Amusing or interesting stuff
I thought this was funny:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Ccdesan/MathLimerick

Interesting bit of Wikipedia history:

Esperanza

That time someone tried to delete deletion (“useless”):

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Miscellany_for_deletion/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion_(3rd_nomination)

Someone also once tried to delete current events as “non-noticeable” [sic] and “a bunch of nonsense”:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Miscellany_for_deletion/Portal:Current_events

“Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?” —- WikiKoan from User:Plutonical

“One day I wanna be an electronic encyclopedia janitor.” —- More wisdom from Plutonical

The Society for the Preservation of the Quazer Beast is worthy of inclusion in the Reptiles and Amphibians WikiProject:

https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia_talk:Society_for_the_Preservation_of_the_Quazer_Beast&diff=1056168983&oldid=848970259

The greatest userbox on all Wikipedia:

user:Katastrofakorol/Userboxes/DeadKennedys

The admin who blocked Voldemort:

user:TonyBallioni

Stupid juvenile fight that was too old and funny to delete as WP:NPA:

Talk:Novemthree_Siahaan

Wikipe-tan is an admin, by the way:

User:Xaosflux/Requests for adminship/Wikipe-tan

Shower your goddess with love and affection:

User:Wìkìpe-tan

Unusual articles:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Unusual_articles

The world’s friendliest vandal (note that I didn’t revert their edit and it was only removed by another editor months later):

https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Dronebogus&diff=1016182883&oldid=990367318

“Will it carbonate? Hot dog: no; improves taste: N/A”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Will_it_carbonate%3F

”Are we to understand that you have decided that the hill you intend to die on is ... a userbox? You're willing to court a block because you insist on having a particular userbox on your user page? Are you serious?” — User:Ravenswing

“Honestly, if you're more scared of homosexuality than Covid-19 or fascism, you don't need to be editing history articles, either.” — user:Ian.thomson

Bizarre WP:GARAGEBAND that resulted in some rather baffled and annoyed AfD editors (and an example of why using wanton onstage destruction as a publicity gimmick is liable to backfire when nobody wants to risk personal injury and property destruction to host you):

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/The_Eugenics_Council

Articles for deletion/List of software projects whose name is a term offensive to many people with disabilities

Annoying Orange likes cocaine, apparently: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/IncidentArchive1086#Annoying_Orange_%22Cocaine%22_edits

Living people who are dead elsewhere: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Living_people_on_EN_wiki_who_are_dead_on_other_wikis

The legendary Pizza Cheese Jihadist war:

Articles for deletion/Pizza cheese

How to buy Wikipedia:

Help:Buying Wikipedia

“I understand that feces is one of the most unhealthy things one could come across”:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Coprophilia#health_comments?

https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Stray_Birds

The single weirdest award on Wikipedia
User talk:Larry Sanger

What is this madness
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Wiki-Pharaoh#Block_appeal

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:PermanentLink/1066833242#Neel.arunabh's_competence_issues

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/DarrylRMarsh

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia_talk:Wikipedia_Signpost/2022-01-30/Opinion

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Miscellany_for_deletion/Wikipedia:Average_new_users_first_article_when_an_Ultimate_Vanguard_Editor_who_single-handedly_created_donald_trumps_wikipedia_page_finds_the_article

https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Political_correctness&diff=1076353633&oldid=1073912222

User:R.A Huston

Further nonsense

 * Hoax museum: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:List_of_hoaxes_on_Wikipedia
 * https://en.wikivoyage.org/wiki/Next-to-impossible_destinations
 * https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Wikipedia_articles_that_are_incomprehensible
 * https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/English_As_She_Is_Spoke
 * Articles for deletion/Osialfecanakmg
 * https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Right-wing_populism&curid=8354382&diff=1087075143&oldid=1086235996
 * A REAL MAN

I love this template
Template:Nazism left wing editnotice

Silly or bizarre former redirects/disambigs

 * https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Redirects_for_discussion/Log/2020_April_30#Sexy_Actress
 * https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Shark_incident
 * Articles for deletion/Purp

Post this quote any time a homophobe/transphobe won’t stop whining about “bias”
“Wikipedia describes reality as reliable sources do, and reliable sources describe LGBT people as normal variations of human behavior/gender expression. The end.” user:NorthBySouthBaranof — https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia_talk:Wiki_Loves_Pride&diff=966735851&oldid=966731877

Links
Link to Commons account:

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus

Wikidata account:

https://www.wikidata.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus

Wikiquote:

https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus

Simple English Wikipedia (which I barely use):

https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus

Esperanto Wikipedia (which I barely use):

https://eo.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uzanto:Dronebogus

MetaWiki (which I barely use):

https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus

A useful and amusing Wikimedia data generator:

https://xtools.wmflabs.org

Another useful and amusing data generator:

https://pageviews.toolforge.org/?project=en.wikipedia.org&platform=all-access&agent=user&redirects=0&range=latest-20&pages=Cat%7CDog

Userboxen I’ve made
Note: new boxen found here. You do not need permission to use any of these.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/QuazerBeast

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/Prickipedia

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/Zepplin

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/BoDFan

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/Axolotl

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/Cephalopod

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/Prickipedia2

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/Wikitanime

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/GoodKraken

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/Userbox_DB

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/1-6-21

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/Terrorist_Rat

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/Classless

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/birds_aren%E2%80%99t_real

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/Futa1

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/WikiShepherd

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/NoNFT

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/NortonI

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/Hastur

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/wikiwikishuttle

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/doubleS

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/WikiDino1

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/Dino2

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/AYP

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/GWD

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/Utopistan

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/Baz

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/Foo

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/Dwarf_planets

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/ObscureSports

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/Copypasta

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/NoUp

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/Femboy

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/Otokonoko

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/Tingle

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/INC

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/nocrypto

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/yallcrazy

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/Nyanners

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/Projekt_Melody

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/VShojo

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/Ivermectin

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/Wikipetanist

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/Gay_Communist_Anime

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/Kasuga_Fan

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/Niabot_fan

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/No_soapboxing

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/The_Caretaker

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/Shapiro_WAP

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/No_war_in_Ukraine

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/Wiki_Sickie

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/CIA_agent

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/WikiFarmer

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/Reg_Flarbhammer

https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/Baz_Foo_No&action=history

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/Prosopagnosia

Essays by me

 * User:Dronebogus/What NPOV is Not
 * user:Dronebogus/Unpersoning
 * User:Dronebogus/Undead accounts
 * User:Dronebogus/Wikipedia is not the Tardis Data Core
 * User:Dronebogus/No funny business
 * User:Dronebogus/Don’t Balkanize Wikipedia
 * User:Dronebogus/Why don't you go work on the encyclopedia instead?

Silly things I made

 * https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/True_facts_about_Wikipe-tan
 * https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Why_Wikipedia_won_out_over_Citizendium
 * My disaster area of a sandbox
 * https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Atlas_of_Wikimedia
 * https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Wikimedia_Hall_of_Dubious_Fame
 * WikiFarmer
 * User:Dronebogus/Boltzmann’s Banana

Is Wikipedia biased? SEE FOR YOURSELF!!
An article that likely contains left-wing bias according to Larry Sanger

Some of the more interesting or entertaining articles I’ve come across:
Autostereogram Tardigrade
 * Timeline of the far future, my favorite article
 * List of dates predicted for apocalyptic events
 * A Journey Around My Room
 * Kowloon Walled City
 * Horned helmet of Henry VIII
 * Kursdorf, “the loudest village in Germany”
 * Palembang Mayoral Office (which is also a water tower)
 * Black Terror, a fake warship with an outhouse built into it
 * Hector the cloud
 * Belyanas, amazing feats of low-tech engineering
 * Bagenal's Castle, a castle that was lost and later found in a bakery
 * List of unusual deaths
 * Surprisingly good article on Vorarephillia, the sexual fascination with being eaten
 * another shockingly good fetish-related article: Clop (erotic fan art)
 * I can believe this got an article, but I can’t believe it’s a good enough article that it didn’t get speedy deleted on arrival
 * Dick joke
 * Everipedia, the Wikipedia clone that turned into “the blockchain encyclopedia” in yet another attempt to keep crypto relevant and out-wiki Wikipedia
 * Flying submarine
 * the “infamously unappealing” Nathan Bedford Forrest Statue, which depicts the Confederate general and KKK Grand Wizard as a huge screaming robot with glowing blue Exotropic Proptosic eyes riding a giant gold horse while shooting backwards at his own men, which is completely true to life
 * the legendary cock and ball torture
 * Birds Aren't Real!
 * Playing History 2 - Slave Trade (AKA “that slave Tetris game”)— a game so bizarrely awful and tasteless you’d think it was an Adult Swim short
 * Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing, a game where your truck is so mighty it destroys reality
 * Blue lava, which is not lava but still amazing
 * The living (well, dead) embodiment of all the worst stereotypes about rock musicians
 * Norton I, Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico
 * The Euthanasia Rollercoaster
 * Obligatory mention of possibly the weirdest incident ever to happen in my home state. Moral: don’t piss off welders, and also Komatsu bulldozers are indestructible and cheap concrete apparently makes for military-grade vehicle armor.
 * Musée Mécanique— I’ve visited this place, it’s awesome
 * Flatulence humor
 * He-gassen, which is the same but fine art
 * Flyting, how the Gods play the Dozens
 * Cows (band), who kicked their audience in the face
 * Orania, Northern Cape, some sorta Afrikaaner mini-country in South Africa
 * Trump: The Game
 * Carl Griffith's sourdough starter
 * Tesseract— the actual shape, not the thing from Marvel. Or the other thing from Marvel. Or anything else by the same name.
 * Gandy dancer, mainly because the name is hilarious
 * 17 People, a West Wing episode some guy was REALLY obsessed with
 * James Ensor
 * Lorenza Böttner
 * Hogchoker, which isn’t actually that entertaining but it has a funny name
 * Ben Comeau
 * Carillon, basically a bell tower piano
 * Russian Orthodox bell ringing, another very cool way of playing bells
 * Seawise Giant, a really big ship with a colorful history
 * Muang Thong Thani
 * Haukilahti water tower
 * Taxtakoʻpir, once again just because I think the name is cool (or it looks cool since I can’t pronounce it)
 * Portable toilet— did you know they used to be called “thunderboxes”?
 * Pig toilet— not a toilet for pigs, unfortunately for them
 * Fart Proudly!
 * Modern Toilet Restaurant
 * Groom of the Stool, the king’s bathroom attendant
 * Cibo (artist), who covers up neo-fascist graffiti with pictures of Italian cuisine. Not all heroes wear capes— some wear fake sausage necklaces.
 * Black Knight satellite conspiracy theory, an unbelievably incoherent (but amusing) story about a random piece of space junk
 * Time Cube
 * Modern flat earth
 * “Mad” Mike Hughes, a 64-year-old daredevil who who may or may not have believed in the above conspiracy theory and died after the steam-powered rocket he was flying in a supposed attempt to prove the Earth is flat crashed. You can’t make this stuff up.
 * Ixodes tasmani, a tick that glues itself to its host
 * Evander Berry Wall, king of the dudes!
 * Two by Twos
 * SS Manasoo, which was probably sunk by cows
 * Yumi Tsukirino, who draws very cute things
 * New Haven-style pizza, which is quite frankly bizarre to someone whose idea of pizza is “500 toppings at minimum, extra mozzarella doesn’t count as a topping as it should be the default”
 * Boris Johnson Is a Fucking Cunt. Their words, not mine. (Sequel’s kind of a banger tho)
 * Soiscél Molaisse
 * Davy Crockett (nuclear device)
 * Cosmic latte, the average color of the universe (not a new Starbucks drink)
 * Alessandro Moreschi, the only castrato to make solo recordings
 * Lordosis behavior, the technical term for sticking your ass in the air because you’re horny
 * Enumclaw horse sex case
 * Battle of Ortona, the “western Stalingrad”
 * Yo dawg I heard you like lists
 * William Ball: giant, iron puddler, real life John Bull, largest man in Britain, and all-around cool guy
 * Ezra Meeker— to call his life “colorful” is an understatement
 * The theory of relativity is a liberal conspiracy
 * Pato, which went from a disreputable blood sport to the National Game of Argentina
 * Halicephalobus mephisto, an extremely metal nematode
 * Automobile polo!
 * Pacu jawi
 * Mensen Ernst, 19th century ultrarunner extraordinaire
 * World Eskimo Indian Olympics, the only REAL Olympics
 * Yabusame
 * Goliath Tabuni, because his name is literally GOLIATH. Is this dude a Far Cry character or something?
 * Igor and Grichka Bogdanoff, who lived lives as unusual as their appearances
 * Costasiella kuroshimae— When I first saw this I assumed it was viral marketing for a new Mario or Pikmin game
 * Elspeth Green, one extremely badass lady
 * Pupetta Maresca: beauty queen, Camorrista, revenge killer
 * Argyria, AKA Smurf sickness
 * Dinosaur erotica
 * Prawo Jazdy (alleged criminal)
 * Anglo-Zanzibar War, the shortest war in history at roughly 38 minutes
 * Amnesty bin
 * World Naked Gardening Day
 * Chuck Tingle, the greatest author of our generation
 * Deli Mike, the cursed plane from Turkish Airlines
 * Hummus the Movie
 * Shuliavka Republic, quite possibly the shortest lasting “country” ever at four days
 * Nakagin Capsule Tower
 * Palácio das Cinzas
 * Inverted Jenny, one of the funniest (and most valuable) error stamps ever
 * Delicious faggots!
 * Battle of Hayes Pond
 * 28th Virginia battle flag
 * George H. W. Bush broccoli comments
 * Mary Toft, the woman who gave birth to rabbits
 * The Human Centipede (First Sequence)— way more entertaining and well written than it needs to be
 * Penanggalan, one of my favorite mythological beings
 * Nuckelavee, one of my other favorite mythological beings
 * Gashadokuro
 * Necrophilia— less disgusting and more interesting to read about than you would think!
 * Buck Angel
 * Eveready Harton in Buried Treasure— a bizarre piece of 20s cartoon porno; I’m not sure which is funnier, the dry plot synopsis or the short itself
 * Principality of Sealand
 * All-Negro Comics, the first known comic book entirely by black people
 * Red Ghost (folklore), another one of those “can’t make this up” stories
 * Tic-tac
 * Pyongyang Racer
 * Loulan Kingdom
 * Ganvie
 * Supai, Arizona
 * Polari
 * Pig-faced women
 * Tarrare
 * List of films that most frequently use the word fuck
 * Museum of Spirits
 * John and Lorena Bobbitt— getting his penis chopped off was the least weird thing in the former’s life
 * Physique magazine
 * Gengoroh Tagame
 * Train horn
 * Old Sarum (UK Parliament constituency)
 * Eight-ball jacket
 * Superfluidity, a state of matter where a fluid has no viscosity and never loses energy
 * Webdriver Torso
 * Siren kings
 * Henry Box Brown
 * Penis Satan— an unauthorized erection.
 * Dekotora
 * Urinal target
 * Project Habakkuk
 * Mephistopheles and Margaretta
 * West Pier Public Convenience, the poshest public toilet
 * ABCnews.com.co [sic]
 * Cortical homunculus
 * Pink Peacock, the queer Yiddish anarchist vegan pay-what-you-can no-alcohol anti-Zionist no-cop no-TERF cafe that sells universal handcuff keys
 * List of long place names
 * Shitterton
 * Fucking, Austria
 * United States v. One Solid Gold Object in Form of a Rooster
 * Anthropodermic bibliopegy
 * Ligurian (ancient language)
 * Enochian
 * Medefaidrin
 * Lingua Ignota
 * Longevity myths
 * Smoking Hills
 * Operation Mincemeat
 * Coloratura
 * Unfriendly Countries List— apparently the Russian government has a beef with Monaco of all places
 * Egungun
 * Icelandic Phallological Museum
 * Gef the talking mongoose
 * Montauk Monster
 * Uruguayan Air Force Flight 571
 * Liver-Eating Johnson. And no, they weren’t beef livers.
 * Boone Helm
 * Death during consensual sex
 * Powder House Island
 * Flooz.com
 * Lina Medina
 * Pyrophone
 * Doug (tuber), the giant potato that wasn’t
 * Shaft passer, which sounds vaguely suggestive but is completely SFW
 * Hulda Regehr Clark
 * Operation frequent wind
 * everything here is pretty entertaining
 * Sue Tilley
 * Harry's Bar (London)
 * Macau
 * Korean Workers' Party Headquarters, Cheorwon
 * Bath School disaster
 * List of unproven and disproven cancer treatments
 * Leigh Bowery
 * Bat Pussy, the worst porno ever
 * Kvass
 * Cirsium funkiae
 * The Most Dangerous Animal in the World
 * Rotor ship
 * Louis Armstrong
 * Winnie the Pooh's Home Run Derby— I gave up on level 2, Lumpy kicked my ass
 * Diesel (gay bar)
 * Corps of Gendarmerie of Vatican City
 * Howard Finster
 * Sibley Quarry explosion
 * Springdale Cemetery station
 * Zombie pornography
 * Rastafarianism
 * Lonely runner conjecture
 * Diefenbunker
 * The Sports Bra
 * Stan Brakhage
 * 4 Park Avenue
 * Underground World Home
 * Screw-propelled vehicle
 * Kuso Miso Technique, perhaps the greatest bara manga of all time (it was at one point apparently more popular than Case Closed!)
 * Jiraiya (artist)
 * Massive: Gay Erotic Manga and the Men Who Make It
 * RockyNoHands
 * Koreshanity
 * Murder of Daniel Brophy— the “woman who wrote ‘how to murder your husband’ murders husband” thing
 * Pronunciation of GIF
 * A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell
 * Binky Brown Meets the Holy Virgin Mary
 * George Montague, the oldest gay in the village
 * McKamey Manor
 * Cerebus the Aardvark
 * Skoptsy
 * My Immortal (fan fiction)
 * Nullo (body modification)
 * Hieronymus Cock
 * The Garden of Earthly Delights
 * Adi people
 * Robert Crumb
 * The Book of Genesis (comics)
 * The Eye of Argon
 * Bob Honey Who Just Do Stuff
 * Pantone 448 C, a color so disgusting it’s used on cigarette packs to discourage smoking in some countries
 * Plain tobacco packaging
 * Dinoša mulberry tree
 * Tobacco packaging warning messages
 * Sokushinbutsu
 * Throne of Weapons
 * First same-sex marriage in Spain
 * The Annunciation (Tanner)
 * 2 Girls 1 Cup
 * Sad Satan
 * Harlequin-type ichthyosis, more than just a source of shock images (though still may be disturbing of course so fair warning)
 * Pierre-sur-Haute military radio station
 * Joseph Merrick
 * Star-nosed mole
 * Bugchasing, the fetish for contracting HIV
 * Rastafari
 * Schwerer Gustav
 * Landkreuzer P. 1000 Ratte
 * Pitcairn Islands
 * Ram Bahadur Bomjon
 * 'Pataphysics
 * Vacanti mouse
 * Isambard Kingdom Brunel Standing Before the Launching Chains of the Great Eastern
 * Manchineel
 * List of oldest companies
 * Salton Sea
 * Gambian pouched rat
 * Crotalus (liturgy)
 * Bad Rats
 * Bloop
 * Blue whale penis
 * Amund Dietzel
 * Krzysztof Charamsa
 * Leendert Hasenbosch
 * Arapaima gigas
 * Sisu
 * Lineus longissimus
 * greenland shark
 * Interplanetary Transport Network
 * Lawrence Oates, A Very Gallant Gentleman
 * Sliver (film)
 * Nigel Vardy
 * Alfred Egerton Cooper, master of airship paintings
 * Melanie's Marvelous Measles
 * Stone spheres of Costa Rica
 * Let's trim our hair in accordance with the socialist lifestyle
 * Ralstonism
 * Rumpology
 * The Beginning Was the End
 * Blue Monday (date)
 * Fruit machine (homosexuality test)
 * Inedia
 * Bigu (grain avoidance)
 * Grape therapy
 * Jilly Juice
 * Bates method
 * Bir Tawil
 * Palmerston Island
 * Man of the Hole
 * Sentinelese
 * Tristan da Cunha
 * Largest artificial non-nuclear explosions
 * List of the longest English words with one syllable
 * List of largest cuckoo clocks
 * Heligoland
 * Schwerer Gustav
 * Brazen head
 * Chinese puzzle ball
 * Tamil Bell
 * Mike the Headless Chicken
 * Valley of Ten Thousand Smokes
 * Smoking Hills
 * Jewish Autonomous Oblast
 * The Goat Puzzle and its good friend Cat hair mustache puzzle
 * Dildo, Newfoundland and Labrador
 * Behavior-altering parasite
 * Hyperparasite
 * Toynbee tiles
 * Moroccan Western Sahara Wall
 * Maunsell Forts
 * Augerino
 * Solid Muldoon
 * Iron star
 * Naki Sumo Crying Baby Festival
 * Universal Medicine
 * Pitch drop experiment
 * El Ojo
 * Humanzee
 * Panda pornography!
 * Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo
 * Earnest Andersson
 * Thirsty Beaver
 * Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol
 * IP over Avian Carriers
 * Fourth International Posadist
 * American Hippo bill
 * Adactylidium
 * Ugly Men's Association
 * Private Case
 * Nottingham cheese riot
 * Ninja of Heisei
 * Jap Herron, a novel posthumously written by Mark Twain [sic]
 * Terry A. Davis
 * Gas sculpture
 * Mustansirite Hardship
 * SlamBall
 * Chicken eyeglasses
 * Ruben Enaje
 * Dakou
 * Phallichthys
 * Cancer Alley
 * Ferdinand Rudow
 * Imsil Cheese Theme Park
 * Pobiti Kamani
 * Cannulated cow
 * Nation of Islam
 * Long-term nuclear waste warning messages
 * Frozen Dead Guy Days
 * Garbage Goat
 * Puppetry of the Penis
 * Vagina loquens
 * Exploding whale
 * Dwile flonking
 * Great Michigan Pizza Funeral
 * 100 Years, a film set to be released in 2115
 * Spotted hyena
 * The Peace Kids
 * Boontling
 * Nude mouse
 * Bookseller/Diagram Prize for Oddest Title of the Year
 * Beth Sarim
 * Mantis shrimp
 * That time the US Air Force lost a nuclear bomb after an accident
 * Hemilepistus reaumuri
 * Quasi-star
 * Dark star (dark matter)
 * Neutron star
 * PSR B1257+12
 * Nuclear pasta, the strongest material in the universe!
 * Kingdom of Mrauk U
 * Richard Pervo, convicted sex offender. Yes, that seriously appears to be his real name.
 * Köçek
 * Jack Ruby Shoots Lee Harvey Oswald
 * Tom Molineaux
 * Cricket fighting and spider fighting, the latter of which is apparently serious business in Florida prisons
 * Feraliminal Lycanthropizer
 * Moro Islamic Liberation Front, which has probably the funniest acronym of any militant group on the planet
 * Thiomargarita namibiensis, an absolute unit of a bacterium
 * Pithovirus, an absolute unit of a virus
 * Princess Caraboo
 * The Ghost of a Flea
 * Voynich manuscript
 * Mengenlehreuhr
 * Longplayer
 * Zeitpyramide
 * Throne of Weapons
 * Cloaca (art installation)
 * Kijong-dong
 * Steam clock
 * Shugborough inscription
 * James Hampton (artist)
 * Iolo Morganwg
 * Miꞌkmaw hieroglyphs
 * Visible Speech
 * Moustached tinkerbird
 * ID Sniper rifle
 * Gay bomb
 * Centralia mine fire
 * Skyquake
 * Limnic eruption
 * List of unexplained sounds
 * Crash cover
 * Basque language
 * Dumb Woman's Lane
 * Daniel Lambert
 * Ángel arcabucero
 * Chien-Shiung Wu
 * Shortt–Synchronome clock
 * Clock of the long now
 * Flowing time clock
 * Poena cullei, the most oddly specific execution method ever
 * Nyctosaurus
 * Harvey's Resort Hotel bombing
 * The Adventures of Ali and His Gang vs. Mr. Tooth Decay
 * Your Black Muslim Bakery, possibly the scariest bakery not run by Mrs. Lovett
 * Fucking Grove, Bristol
 * Blotter art
 * Petrichor
 * Pigache
 * Plymouth, Montserrat, an official capital city and ghost town
 * Prince Philip movement
 * John Frum
 * Screw-propelled vehicle
 * Roller ship
 * Monowheel tractor
 * Walking Truck
 * Steam wagon
 * Makaiko Kheti, a book about growing corn that landed the author in jail
 * Planetary objects proposed in religion, astrology, ufology and pseudoscience
 * Gladys Ingle
 * Edward Mordake
 * Alexis St. Martin
 * Tongue Patch Diet
 * Horace Fletcher
 * Arnold Ehret
 * Pidakala War
 * Winged tank
 * Shiitake mushroom dermatitis
 * Hungarian pengő
 * Timothy Dexter
 * The Extraordinary Adventures of Mr. West in the Land of the Bolsheviks
 * Balut (food)
 * Stefano Černetić
 * Mos Teutonicus
 * Jumalan teatteri
 * Giovanni Di Stefano (fraudster)
 * Skeleton panda sea squirt
 * Mount Athos
 * Monument to the Great Fire of London
 * Caconemobius fori
 * New South Greenland
 * Nunatak (band)
 * Bouba/kiki effect
 * New World Department Store (Bangkok)
 * Savika
 * Vegetable Lamb of Tartary
 * Steam Horse locomotive
 * Model warship combat
 * Lopado­temacho­selacho­galeo­kranio­leipsano­drim­hypo­trimmato­silphio­karabo­melito­katakechy­meno­kichl­epi­kossypho­phatto­perister­alektryon­opte­kephallio­kigklo­peleio­lagoio­siraio­baphe­tragano­pterygon
 * Longest word in English
 * Place names considered unusual
 * Nggàm
 * Welteislehre
 * Lloyd's building
 * Boong-Ga Boong-Ga
 * Ray cat
 * Order of Brothelyngham
 * Steam tank
 * Magdeleine Goüin
 * Teleseme
 * The Course of Empire (paintings)
 * Cover-up tattoo
 * Largest and heaviest animals
 * Largest prehistoric animals
 * Goblin shark
 * Largest organisms
 * Mister Splashy Pants
 * Martian Monkey
 * Rosie (shark)
 * Lion of Gripsholm Castle
 * Sandra Pankhurst
 * Casu martzu
 * Darwin Rocksitters Club
 * Carabus japonicus
 * Kuru (disease)
 * Pyura pachydermatina
 * Sexual conflict
 * Traumatic insemination
 * Love dart
 * Kris
 * Iron pillar of Delhi
 * Kung Fu Nuns
 * Nicholas Alahverdian
 * Sperm whale
 * Erdstall
 * Bonn–Oberkassel dog
 * Livyatan
 * Chandelor v Lopus
 * Raines law
 * Turner Doomsday Video
 * Codex Seraphinianus
 * Willy's Chocolate Experience
 * James Hardy Vaux
 * Novarupta
 * Hawking's time traveller party
 * Diefenbunker
 * Sikidy
 * Jigger Johnson
 * Ribs (recordings)
 * Cadaver Tomb of René of Chalon
 * Tangier International Zone
 * Dick Bacon!
 * List of longest-living organisms
 * Arqtiq
 * Sourtoe cocktail
 * Leicester balloon riot
 * Akutan Zero
 * RP FLIP
 * The Social War
 * Umoja, Kenya
 * Fordlândia
 * Lombard Steam Log Hauler
 * Dreadnaught wheel
 * Sick Sock Monsters from Outer Space

Interesting-looking userpages

 * User:Winged Blades of Godric
 * user:Zoozaz1
 * user:Dispenser
 * user:Kieronoldham
 * user:JBchrch
 * User:Cambial Yellowing
 * User:Jo-Jo Eumerus
 * user:AxG
 * User:Alexander Davronov
 * user:Giraffer
 * user:SharkFinnedGirl

Actual argument on The Incredible Worlds of Wally McDoogle talk page I’ve archived for posterity
For reference, TIWoWmD was a Christian take on those “gross-out, wacky, goofy, kuh-razy, tOtAlLy RaDiCaL kidz adventure bookz” of the 90s and early-to-mid 2000s. But here’s the unedited argument:

Toasted Time Traveler has got to be way older than 2006

No way! I've been following them; but not since last year, and that one's new to me, so it has to be somewhere in 2006. Also, the order is so out of wack! My life as a smashed burrito with extra hot sauce (or something like that) was the first book, polluted pond scum was like the tenth book! Get it right, someone!!! And can someone make a page on Ronald Kidd? Author of at least three books; Sizzle & Splat, and Monkey Town are the ones I know off the top of my head.

This reminds me of those two dweeb fish arguing about Mega Weenie Monday at Weenie Hut Jr.’s in that one episode of SpongeBob.

Funniest shortcuts on Wikipedia

 * WP:RUBBISH
 * WP:UGLY
 * WP:LOUSYTITLE
 * WP:BEANS
 * WP:WHACKAMOLE
 * WP:FART
 * WP:BURP
 * WP:GOVANDALGO
 * WP:GIANTDICK
 * WP:ELEPHANT
 * WP:LULZ
 * WP:CLUSTERFUCK

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