User:Dronebogus/True facts about Wikipe-tan

''This is a list of TRUE and IMPORTANT FACTS about our Glorious Immortal Goddess-Lord-Administrator of the Realm Wikipe-tan. For boring information about Her Awesomeness, see Wikipe-tan''

For Her Awesomeness herself, see User:Wìkìpe-tan

''Disclaimer: while some of the content on this page is technically true, it’s not intended as a serious source of information. None of the content on this page is intended to be seriously insulting or offensive to any person or entity. If something is somehow seriously problematic then feel free to mention it on the talk page.''



TRUE FACTS

 * Weird Al Yankovic bears a striking resemblance to Wikipe-tan
 * Yvette the french maid also bears a striking resemblance to Wikipe-tan
 * Wikipe-tan should not be confused with Tikipe-wan, who is an imposter


 * Wikipe-tan is our creepy unofficial mascot!
 * Wikipe-tan is bisexual.
 * Wikipe-tan’s curtains match her carpet.
 * Wikipe-tan is the co-goddess of wikis (along with Trope-tan) in the TVTropes pantheon
 * Wikipe-tan’s alignment is lawful neutral.
 * Wikipe-tan may be an Anglican, a Muslim , a Hindu, or Buddhist or a Shintoist
 * Wikipe-tan appears on the un official flag of Mississippi
 * Wikipe-tan possesses both marine and aeronautical radio certificates from multiple countries
 * Wikipe-tan is an admin of the English Wikipedia
 * Wikipe-tan wants Ritzman to cut it out
 * Don’t
 * Wikipe-tan is a murderous cyborg from the future
 * Wikipe-tan lives in a society
 * ”You know what’s funny? You know what really makes me laugh? I used to think that my life was a tragedy...but now I realize...it's a fucking comedy.” —Wikipe-tan, 2021
 * This cursed worm thing beat Wikipe-tan in the vote for Wikipedia’s mascot
 * REVENGE!
 * Jimbo is not a fan of Wikipe-tan
 * Despite this, she looks up to him as a surrogate father, presumably since her biological father died before she was born.
 * Comment from Larry Sanger on the matter is pending
 * Wikipe-tan is a commander in the Wikipedian Navy
 * Wikipe-tan wore The dress
 * Wikipe-tan is real
 * Pretty sure that ain’t Wikipe-tan
 * Wikipe-tan is an Amabie
 * Wikipe-tan is an Amabie trout
 * Wikipe-tan is a e s t h e t i c
 * Wikipe-tan is aware of THE CABAL
 * Wikipe-tan thinks vector > PNG
 * Wikipe-tan thinks something is missing…
 * COMIC
 * Wikipe-tan would like to humbly ask for a small favor…
 * Wikipe-tan heard Watanabe-san was going to make his own visual novel so that we would have some free images to use on Wikipedia! That's the kind of guy who keeps the Internet alive, don't you think?
 * Wikipe-tan established a cult of personality and is now destroying Wikipedia
 * Wikipe-tan is an agent of the Matrix
 * Wikipe-tan is a member of the WIKIPEDIA SUPER TEAM
 * Wikipe-tan is speechless
 * Wikipe-tan was created by Kasuga, but the name and general idea actually came from an IP in Taiwan
 * The ワィ on Wikipe-tan’s badge is actually a misspelling
 * Wikipe-tan’s birthday is January 8th 2001
 * However, her birth year might actually be 1997
 * Wikipe-tan kicks logic out and does the impossible!
 * Courage, love, and happiness are things Wikipe-tan wants
 * Wikipe-tan and her sisters have a short manga. Like an actual one, not just a cover
 * Wikipe-tan battles trolls in the darkness of ignorance
 * Wikipe-tan misses you :(
 * Wikipe-tan broke the entire page because of one slash
 * Wikipe tan wants to be your waifu
 * Wikipe-tan is polyamorous since anyone can be her Waifu at the same time as anyone else
 * Tikipe-wan is also poly because she is married to everyone
 * Wikipe-tan is versed in the arcane arts
 * Wikipe-tan is a magical girl
 * Wikipe-tan is queen of the Ptolemaic Kingdom
 * Wikipe-tan’s preferred mode of transit is flying time capsule
 * Wikipe-tan has been subjected to the throes of flanderization
 * Wikipe-tan has been featured in several newspapers and magazines all over the world
 * The Swedish foreign ministry infringed on Wikipe-tan’s copyright by not using the proper license
 * Wikipe-tan is not a representative for Wikipedia
 * Ravioli ravioli don’t lewd the Wiki-Loli
 * Wikipe-tan has visited the Library of Babel
 * Wikipe-tan is not Wiki-tan. Wiki-tan is someone else
 * Wikipe-tan is not Wikipedia. Wikipedia is someone else
 * Wikipe-tan is not Delldot-tan. Delldot-tan is someone else
 * Wikipe-tan is not GAFA-tan. GAFA-tan is someone else
 * Wikipe-tan is not Wikipe-Tanya. Wikipe-Tanya is someone else
 * Wikipe-tan is not Miwiki-san. Miwiki-san is someone else.
 * Miwiki-san is not Miwiki-ant. Miwiki-ant is someone else
 * Wikipe-tan is not… whoever this guy is.
 * Wikipe-tan is an angel
 * Wikipe-nyan
 * Wikipe-nyans live at the bottom of the Wikisource iceberg
 * Wikipe-tan herself lives one level above that
 * Wikipe-tan hates incorrect abbreviations
 * Wikipe-tan wants YOU to show more WikiLove
 * Make WikiLove, not war
 * Will it carbonate? Wikipe-tan: yes ; improves taste: more research required
 * Wikipe-tan is the tooth fairy
 * Wikipe-tan is actually the real Santa Claus
 * Green Dam Girl doesn’t like Wikipe-tan
 * Wikipe-tan is available under multiple licenses
 * Wikipe-tan has received the Barnstar of Adminship, the Key to the Encyclopedia, the Key to the Backdoor of the Encyclopedia, the glorious Kitten, the Surreal Barnstar, and the LEGENDARY GOLD SI FARMAN (the highest honor of Wikipedia).
 * Wikipe-tan is not actually User:Xaosflux
 * Wikipe-tan is a member of the CVU
 * Wikipe-tan is Lord-Regent of the Best State of Mississippi after her successful conquest and annexation of the state
 * Wikipe-tan is Protector of the Quazer Beast and a member of the Society for the Preservation of the Quazer Beast
 * Wikipe-tan is considered to be among the foremost enlightened absolutist rulers
 * Wikipe-tan has two biological sisters
 * This is the largest Wikipe-tan. You may not like it but it’s true.
 * THIS is the largest Wikipe-tan.
 * Wikipe-tan is a member of Starfleet sciences division.
 * Wikipe-tan is a newscaster for Smile News Taiwan, and broke the news that some dude was scratching his butt at the Taipei New World Shopping Center.
 * Wikipe-tan is also sometimes the unofficial mascot of Linux Mint.
 * delete This [sic]
 * just Wikipe-tan. [sic]
 * Get in the fucking robot, Wikipe-tan!
 * Wikipe-tan is president of the Republic of Wikimedia
 * Wikipe-tan is general secretary of the People’s Republic of Wikimedia
 * Wikipe-tan wants you to know that Wikileaks is not a Wikimedia project
 * Wikpe-tan is a Japanese patriot who is sad when Japanese Wikipedia has fewer articles than Russian Wikipedia
 * Do not hold Wikipe-tan hostage to win edit wars
 * Wikipe-tan likes the Honda S2000
 * Wikipe-tan has approximately 500,000 bones in her body, unless you order a boneless Wikipe-tan
 * wikipe-tan has created over 5 millions TEN quinquagintillion articles
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 * Wikipe-tan is cursed
 * Lobster
 * Wikipe-tan is brave and Wikipe-tan is light, and Wikipe-tan has no weight, because light is a massless particle
 * Wikipe-tan has over 10 years of experience on the project
 * Wikipe-tan has at least four daughters
 * Wikipe-tan’s mother, Kasuga-tan, was accidentally created by confusing the character Kusaga-tan with Wikipe-tan’s creator
 * This resulted in Nupedia-tan switching gender from female to Otokonoko to explain how Wikipe-tan could have two “female” biological parents
 * She also regards Lain Iwakura as her “mother”. So basically she has three mothers and two fathers, one of which is both.
 * This page is a better news source than the Signpost
 * Wikipe-tan is very cute
 * Wikipe-tan can recite virtually any article from memory
 * Wikipe-tan has been mistaken for Futa-chan (or possibly Nari-chan) Sanny and Tess M but like Futa and Nari Sanny and Tess she enjoys taking her uniform off and relaxing with friends
 * Wikipe-tan loves pride!
 * Wikipe-tan is a veteran of the Pizza Cheese War
 * Wikipedia is a dom and may subject you to Cock and Ball Torture (or the equivalent) if you aggravate her sufficiently
 * Wikipe-tan is also a sub, and has a fetish for being tied up while being forcefed raw onions
 * Wikipe-tan was regarded as a divine being by the Rapa Nui Islanders centuries ago
 * Wikipe-tan has been cloned
 * Wikipe-tan is a knight
 * Wikipe-tan searches for needles in haystacks
 * Wikipe-tan and her sisters were in the most important film of the decade so far: X-JAVIER WIKI-FILM COLLECTION
 * Wikipe-tan was a foreign exchange student in Malaysia
 * That’s either a very small planet or a very big Wikipe-tan
 * Wikipe-tan had a Telegram account, at one point
 * Wikipe-tan is an embarrassing bit of wikiculture
 * Wikipe-tan is problematic
 * Wikipe-tan’s allies are Chuck Bartowski, Twilight Sparkle, Alexander the Great, Walter Cronkite, Destiny, The Machine (whoever or whatever that is), and Houka Inumuta
 * Wikipe-tan’s enemies are Big Brother, SKYNET, Arfoire, Frieza, Yuuki Terumi, and Gork and Mork
 * Wikipe-tan is a kuudere
 * Wikipe-tan’s godparents are Historie and the Librarian
 * Wikipe-tan is a Formula One driver
 * Wikipe-tan is a Wikipedia-as-a-cartoon-girl-mascot-thing
 * Wikipe-tan is sexistic [sic]
 * Wikipe-tan is a Dojikko
 * Wikipe-tan is Wikidata item Q7404282
 * Wikipe-tan is a sock-puppeteer (though not a malicious one)
 * Wikipe-tan can change size at will
 * Wikipe-tan is regarded as a goddess by the First Church of Wikipe-tan
 * Wikipe-tan is too hot for her own page
 * Wikipe-tan is an honorary fellow of the Institute of Heraldry and Vexillology
 * Besides being a naval officer, Wikipe-tan is also a soldier in the Wikipedian Army
 * (Imagine in the Heavy Weapons Guy’s voice) OH NO WIKIPETAN IS DED!
 * Wikipe-tan was killed by user:DragonflySixtyseven on February 4th 2007 on orders of User:Luna Santin
 * (she got better)
 * Wikipe-tan was killed in action on April 1st 2022 during the War for the Planet of the Apes
 * (she got better)
 * Okay, so you know that thing in The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies where the main characters cover Smaug in gold? That happened to Wikipe-tan, too.
 * (she got better)
 * Wikipe-tan is a private in the Wikipedia Marine Corps
 * Wikipe-tan is a Pokémon trainer
 * Despite being an admin, her admin score is only 152/1200
 * Despite creating 10 quingaguillion (or something like that) articles she has only 35 logged edits. Probably because she’s a witch.
 * Wikipe-tan is autoconfirmed
 * Wikipe-tan is horrifically ugly
 * Wikipe-tan is KAWAII!!! [sic]
 * Wikipe-tan hates Vorarephilia

Languages spoken by Wikipe-tan

 * Arabic
 * Catalan
 * English
 * Esperanto
 * Filipino and Tagalog
 * French
 * Japanese
 * Korean
 * Mandarin
 * Russian
 * Spanish
 * Thai
 * Ukrainian
 * Vietnamese

Places Wikipe-tan has been

 * Flag of Belgium.svg Belgium
 * Flag of the Brussels-Capital Region.svg Brussels
 * Brussel vlag.svg City of Brussels


 * Bandera Chilena Wikipedista.svg Chile
 * Flag of Rapa Nui, Chile.svg Rapa Nui
 * Flag of the People's Republic of China.svg China
 * Flag of Hong Kong.svg Hong Kong
 * Flag of Macau.svg Macau


 * Flag of Esperanto.svg Esperantujo


 * Flag of Germany.svg Germany
 * Flag of Baden-Württemberg.svg Baden-Württemberg
 * Überlingen
 * Flag of Lower Saxony.svg Lower Saxony
 * Flagge Goettingen.svg Göttingen
 * Flagge Hannover.svg Hanover


 * Flag of India.svg India
 * West Bengal
 * Kolkata


 * Flag of Japan.svg Japan


 * [[file:Conlangflag.svg|20px]] Library of Babel


 * Flag of Malaysia.svg Malaysia


 * Apes-Flag 1.gif Planet of the Apes


 * Flag of Russia.svg Russia
 * Flag of Krasnoyarsk Krai.svg Krasnoyarsk Krai
 * North Yenisei River


 * Flag of South Korea.svg South Korea
 * Flag of Gyeonggi Province, South Korea.svg Gyeonggi
 * Flag of Seoul.svg Seoul


 * Flag of Taiwan.svg Taiwan


 * Flag of the United Kingdom.svg UK
 * Flag of England.svg England
 * Flag of Oxfordshire.svg Oxfordshire
 * Oxford


 * Flag of the United States.svg USA
 * The Inventory
 * Flag of Alaska.svg Alaska
 * Skagway
 * Flag of California.svg California
 * Flag of San Francisco.svg San Francisco
 * Marin County
 * Mississippi State flag proposal with Wiki Pe-tan.png Mississippi
 * Flag of Washington.svg Washington
 * Tukwila


 * Wikimedia Sun and Book Flag (variant).svg Wikimedia
 * Wikipedia Flag White (Variant).svg Wikipedia
 * People's Republic of Wikimedia.svg People's Republic of Wikimedia
 * Republic of Wikimedia.svg Republic of Wikimedia
 * Bandera San Benito.PNG Sea of Knowledge
 * Flag of Afghanistan (1880–1901).svg Darkness of Ignorance
 * [[file:Toicon-icon-cubies-slice.svg|20px]] Pizzaland

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