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Michael David Knapp was born in Land O Lakes, FL, where he currently resides with his fiance Angela Fuentes and two children Piled (5) and Nolan (3).

Knapp has been widely known in the Tampa area for his love of dance. He introduced original moves like "The Eagle" and the "Clap to da Slap" while at the establishment Howl at the Moon in Channelside. When Howl in Channelside closed, Knapp took his show on the road bringing his dance routine to places like Howl at the Moon in Orlando, Doc's in Dade City and even once traveled to Cheyenne, Wyoming where he blew the crowd away (even though he only performed a short routine in the parking garage).

Other than his wild dancing, Knapp can be found moving houses and is thought of as a model father by all who have known him. He has been noticed by many for his lack of basic grammar, but that has not deterred Knapp from attempting to type. He still gives it a whirl and has improved quite a bit, but "you're" and "your" seem to still trip him up.

Maybe his biggest accomplishment is Knapp's ability to mix up early 2000's fashion with what is popular with 40+ men today. Knapp has singlehandedly kept the Sketchers shoe company in business. He has also been able to keep cargo shorts relevant, though all of his contemporaries have moved on from that style of short. It is believed that Knapp is the only man in America that still thinks they are fashionable.

Fortunately for Knapo, his positive outlook and his inner belief that he has "just hit his prime" keep him going in life, fantasy football and on the dance floor.