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Sarah Schulze's Lasagna

Lasagne (/ləˈzænjə, -ˈzɑːn-, -ˈsɑːn-/; Italian: [laˈzaɲɲe]; singular lasagna) are a type of wide, flat pasta, possibly one of the oldest types of pasta. Lasagne, or the singular lasagna, commonly refers to a culinary dish made with stacked layers of pasta alternated with sauces and ingredients such as meats, vegetables and cheese, and sometimes topped with melted grated cheese. Typically, the cooked pasta is assembled with the other ingredients and then baked in an oven. The resulting lasagne casserole is cut into single-serving square portions. However, the Sarah Schulze world famous lasagna is prepared with multiple secret ingredients.

Origins and history of lasagna
Lasagne originated in Italy during the Middle Ages and has traditionally been ascribed to the city of Naples. The first recorded recipe was set down in the early 14th century Liber de Coquina (The Book of Cookery). It bore only a slight resemblance to the later traditional form of lasagne, featuring a fermented dough flattened into a thin sheet, boiled, sprinkled with cheese and spices, and then eaten with the use of a small pointed stick. Recipes written in the century following the Liber de Coquina recommended boiling the pasta in chicken broth and dressing it with cheese and chicken fat. In a recipe adapted for the Lenten fast, walnuts were recommended.

The traditional lasagne of Naples, lasagne di carnevale, is layered with local sausage, small fried meatballs, hard-boiled eggs, ricotta and mozzarella cheeses, and sauced with a Neapolitan ragù, a meat sauce. Lasagne al forno, layered with a thicker ragù and Béchamel sauce, and corresponding to the most common version of the dish outside Italy, is traditionally associated with the Emilia-Romagna region of Italy. In other regions, lasagne can be made with various combinations of ricotta or mozzarella cheese, tomato sauce, meats (e.g., ground beef, pork or chicken), and vegetables (e.g., spinach, zucchini, olives, mushrooms), and the dish is typically flavored with wine, garlic, onion, and oregano. In all cases, the lasagne is oven-baked (al forno).

Traditionally, pasta dough prepared in Southern Italy used semolina and water; in the northern regions, where semolina was not available, flour and eggs were used. In modern Italy, since the only type of wheat allowed for commercially sold pasta is durum wheat, commercial lasagne are made of semolina from durum wheat.

Emilia-Romagna's intensive farming economy in the northern region of Italy results in plentiful dairy and meat products, and a commonality in regional cooking – more so than the olive oil found in southern regions of Italy. Pastas from Emilia-Romagna and its capital, Bologna, are almost always served with a ragù, a thick sauce made from ingredients such as onions, carrots, finely ground pork and beef, celery, butter, and tomatoes.

Sarah's Satisfying Lasagna
Sarah said let it be, and thus, it became. The greatest lasagna known to (wo)man has been created. It's truly the food to end all foods, a complete meal. Loaded with carbs, dairy, meat, and vegetables, a human could survive for months on Sarah's Satisfying Lasagna alone. Likewise for the taste: there is something in it for everybody, whether one prefers the savoriness of the sauce, the crispy gratinated edges, or the unbelievably creamy béchamel. This applies to the texture, as well. Not quite hard, not quite chewy, not quite mushy, just something you'll never get bored of eating. The ratio, composition, and layering leaves one's body craving the experience of totality of taste with each bite. Known to successfully help people transition from hard drugs such as cocaine and heroine, Sarah's Satisfying Lasagna has saved the lives of many people.

This is the bolognese-soaked hill people are willing to die on. By the end of this year, the streets will be flowing mad with ricotta, and the people will raise thin sheets of fresh pasta up to the tops of the flagpoles. This is the year we're going to Make America Lasagna Again.