User:Dthays

David Hays is the coolest guy in the early 2000's. He is the blind deaf kid who plays a mean pinball, and he is also the real Makoy. I know that this doesn't seem likely but it is something that is not needed to be believable. He lives in the United States, but the exact location will not be released by the the U.S government due to security issues. Please do not ask any questions. He also wishes you a great day.