User:Dturfle/Dave turfle

Dave Turfle may be possibly the baddest cat in town. Runor has it that he may also be reponsible for the loss of the dinosuars. Especially the brontosauras. He be dumb yo. He currently is at the top of the food chain working at namco pools as a store manager of the world. He reigns heavy blows of power with his mighty fist down upon the peons that cower at his majestic feet. He is more of a god than most people could ever fathom. With his statuesque body structure, women swoon over him. Generally he has 4 to 10 hoochie hoes on his side at all time. He has one bottome bitch of course. Every pimp has one. Her name is brandina. She makes amature porn. She's not bad. His greatest lover is his dog. He is part werewolf and part rhinosauras. He weighs somewhere is the range of 2 to 3 tons. He goes everywhere with him. He may be the most beatiful half dog half monster out there. He enjoys long walks on water and suntans.