User:Duchamps comb/Brawndo

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Remember Wikipedia is like the real world stupid people easily out-breed the intelligent and they all end up here with a POV. So after several failed attempts to explain to your highly-logical well-thought-out arguements to someone who is totally clueless. Instead convinces them that you can talk to plants, and persuades them to start irrigating crops with toilet-water because the crops told you so, you will get further.

the president is a former wrestler who presides over monster-truck gladiator spectacle

in his time, reading "wasn't just for fags" and that movies had plots that made people care "whose ass it was and why it was farting", the last referring to a previous scene in the movie, where Joe went to a cinema to watch a comedic movie named "Ass", which

it's like shaving your chest with a lawnmower! that sounds dangerous, but it's not more dangerous than drinking BRAWNDO because drinking BRAWNDO is like riding a pony, which probably sounds not dangerous except that the pony is 300 feet tall and covered in chainsaws! and to get on the pony, you have to take an elevator filled with 16 live cougars, which is an actual sport in latin america, which is extremely fun, but not as fun as BRAWNDO because BRAWNDO is like driving an ice cream truck full of angry bees through a petting zoo, which is a great way of becoming popular if you want to become popular with LAW ENFORCEMENT but if you don't, you should still drink BRAWNDO because BRAWNDO will make you use your fists for everyday tasks, like watching tv or romance or helicopter maintainence! it will also make you more awesome at english, which means you can use apostrophes whenever 'you w'an't to', even in words like 'nuclear', which don't even have an apostrophe yet!