User:Duckchamp2008/Post duck disorder

Post Duck Disorder, aka PDD

this is the feeling that you get after a once a year, overly fun golf trip with your best pals. each year PDD becomes more traumatic as your older body takes longer to recover from the uncountable amount of golf swings that occur on the range, on the course, in the beach house (while showing your pals how great your swing is) and so on. PDD appears much more in an individual who believes bud light is a better cure for hydration than H2O. this individual continues to think this until there is no bud light left and the aches and stiffness set in. PDD can worsen if the individual partakes in the new tradition of red bull and vodkas chased with soco and limes. its hard to believe that this combination or earth's minerals, fruit and some southern love would cause PDD to worsen but it is medically proven at this point. PDD is also caused by large amounts of bbq that the individual feels he must consume over the 4 day period. anything less than 5 sandwiches in any 24 hour period is somewhat unacceptable. like the bud lights, they are so good going down but painful when they run out.

It is proven that PDD begins to set in no less than 8 minutes after crossing the currituck sound on sunday morning. by the time you reach the border station on the right (about 45 minutes) you are begging for some grease to pull you through. this is not the proper fix and all those that try to hold off PDD with this remedy shall be warned.

PDD Symptoms:

-sore back

-achy hands

-chapped lips

-sore ribs (from all the laughing)

-swollen stomach - some think its just fat

-memory loss (recommed taking Ginko for at least 2 weeks before the trip to help with this)

-puffy eyes

-sore feet

-occasional bruising from late night blunders

-violent bowels (bbq/bud light - enough said)

-disorientation

-hacking cough

PDD is misery, its mental, physical and downright just mean. i cant wait to have it again.