User:Dudehunter

DEFINITION
The word Dudehunter has been clearly definted as a guy who goes out for a night on the town and doesn't rest until he's frolicking in bed with some dude.

SYMPTOMS
If you suspect that one of your male friends enjoys the company of dudez, take this little test:

''1.) Does he wear painfully gay, homo-erotic shirts? You know, the ones that belong on gays and big, fat, party animals?

2.) Does he constantly check out other guys asses?

3.) Does he highlight his hair? Religiously?  And, in many different colours?

4.) The average dudehunter diet consists of McDonalds, Red Bull and Coffee. What does he eat?

5.) Does he try to cover up his penchant for dudez by sleeping with young girls?''

If you answered yes to 2 or more of these questions, there's a very good chance that the person in question enjoys engaging in heavy petting with dudez.

CLOTHING
Dudehunters have been known to wear some of the most outlandish clothing ever; such that it will definitely draw attention to themselves. This would include:

- Skin Tight Jeans

- Anything from the store ROOTS

''- T-Shirts with "funny" slogans on them - such as "Drunk Girls Think I'm Hot"

- Very loud shirts - preferably with french cuffs

- Jeans with a lock and key in place of a button

- Denim Shirts with 3 puppy dogs across the front

- Athletic Jackets, especially Starter brand coats with budget hockey teams on them''

''- Special Dudehunting Cargo Pants. Cargo pants have enough storage space to carry the essentials of dudehunting: mace, ether and chloroform''

TASTE IN MUSIC
Dudehunters listen to the most god awful music of all time. If you ever get the chance to go through a Dudehunter's CD collection, do it! You'll get hours of laughs. Bands that you'll likely find include: Matchbox 20, Third Eye Blind, Seven Mary Three, The Verve Pipe, Dishwalla, Primitive Radio Gods and Enrique Iglesias.

FAMOUS DUDEHUNTING QUOTES
"My God You're Greazy"

"Wanna come over to my place? I'll put Helluva Good Chip Dip in your belly button and go to town"

"I'm in a boy band called THREE LIVE DUDEZ"

"Can I buy you a double Jack Daniels? Or 5 or 6?"

"Are those keys in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

"Mmmm, dudez"

"So many dudez, so little time"

FAVOURITE FOODS
Dudehunters have a penchant for anything from Dudeburger, McDonalds and Dude Pie. They often argue over who gets to be the "creamy filling" in the Dude Pie.