User:Dudemeister543

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I was born in an abondoned van in siberia. This one time I killed a baby koala with my toes. Then I force fed its corpse to a kangaroo who was its best friend. If you have tasted Koala penis contact me at 843-496-3776 and we can talk about it. The savory juiciness, and the supple texture. Anyways, this other time I ran for 7 whole minutes. I almost died of dehydration and exhaustion but I did it. I was given the award for least fat person in all of Florence, SC. I was awarded a shotgun and koala penis. I am in high school currently. I am 100% Cherokee and looking for other native american friends. Please contact me at 843-496-3776.