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Jeff Yuhrty (full name is Jeffrey Bert Yuhrty),also known as Lil' Yuhrty Skirrt, was born in Compton, California in the year 1969. Growing up in the harsh streets is where Jeff learned many of his artistic talents in the rap culture. But little did Jeff know, that within 50 years, he would go to prison on multiple different offenses, caused by drugs and gang culture. But in his early years of life, he was still a troubled child- without having a mother nor father to teach him the right things to do. So in the end, Jeff Yuhrty joined a gang known as the Crips in 1981. Almost immediately after letting him join their gang, however, they released him for being,"Too fruity." So after a few long years of wandering the streets and selling goats which he stole from a Mexican man whom lived near him, he became a rapper and launched his first album in 1996 titled, "2 Jiggy 2 B Touched" The album was a smash hit, and it propelled him into fame.

Career
Lil' Yuhrty Skirrt's career has been a roller-coaster ride for us all. But we can all agree that it most certainty started with his smash hit album "2 Jiggy 2 B Touched" which was released in 1996. Since then, he has released several other albums such as- "Butt Hangry" (1998), "I Gots A Nipple On Muh Forehead" (1999), "Munchy Crunchy Melon Man" (2003), and "I'm Nevva Gonna Leave" (2005). Shortly after releasing "I'm Nevva Gonna Leave", he had to leave to go to prison for 10 years on charges of drug trafficking, two accounts of aggravated assault, money laundering, and robbing a retirement home. After he got out of jail in 2015, he wasted no time at all to release yet another album,"It Smells Like Burnt Skittles in Yo House", which is by far, his most critically acclaimed album yet. Some even saying "that there is no passing this, mane!" He announced that later on this year (2019) he will release another album. We are all very excited for what he has in store.

Personal life
Just because he is a mega-superstar does not mean Lil' Yuhrty Skirrt doesn't like to have fun. You can often see Lil' Yuhrty Skirrt at parties, living it up, drinking and having a blast. Though he does not drink alcohol, so he doesn't have as much fun as he would like. He is also married to Berthine Nomendaz Floratice II since 2017, and has had three kids with her- Victor (2017), Georgina (2017), and Thorytoriconnohualpliatus Nolanzitazicenenem (2018). Besides those children, he also has many other children, like- Nicole, George, Claudia, Yurtle, Numen, Jimmy, Nuttreon, Benjamin, Wozniak, Wazzle, Jizzleak, Brokehamchondamn, Ernie, Floraine, Zerdious, Presdon, Alister, Jacky, Ghurt, Gurt, Sherree, Andy, Slyvester, Xeonic, Xae, Iopleay, Claudia, Yurtle, Numen, Jimmy, Nuttreon, Benjamin, Wozniak, Wazzle, Jizzleak, Brokehamchondamn, Ernie, Floraine, Zerdious, Presdon, Alister, Jacky, Ghurt, Gurt, Sherree, Andy, Slyvester, Xeonic, Xae, Iopleay, Claudia, Yurtle, Numen, Jimmy, Nuttreon, Benjamin, Wozniak, Wazzle, Jizzleak, Brokehamchondamn, Ernie, Floraine, Zerdious, Presdon, Alister, Jacky, Ghurt, Gurt, Sherree, Andy, Slyvester, Xeonic, Xae, Iopleay, and Fred.